[net.sf-lovers] "The Final Fiasco"--ambidextrous aliens?

disc@houxz.UUCP (S.BERRY) (05/14/84)

 > As we all know the Space Nazi Lizards were left handed. Those humans 
 > who were captured and converted (whatever that means), started using 
 > their left hands as well. Please offer some justification for ALL of 
 > the main characters using their RIGHT hands to fire weapons. Further, 
 > Diana always fired first at the victims shoulder. Not the left but 
 > invariably the RIGHT one!

I did not see "V" the first time around, but I did see the "Final Fiasco"
and read the novelization by A. C. Crispin.  Nowhere did I see anything
to indicate the ALIENS where left-handed--only those HUMANS who were
"converted" were left-handed (and only because they were RIGHT-HANDED
before the conversion).  According to the book, during the conversion
process, there was some sort of "right/left brain reversal" (Holy
Corpus Callosum, Batman!) which apparantly got the poor victims to 
thinking backwards (or is that sideways?).  The handedness switch was
an incidental development; or at most one which merely indicated
the completion of the process.  It seems the writers of the screenplay
are as bad at their neural science as their biology, astrophysics, ecology,
behavioral science, immunology, etc., etc., ad infinitum.  I don't blame
Crispin for this; he just had the impossible job of making all these
things believable--an unenviable position!!


"There's no one in space....to hear you wretch"

				SJBerry