[sci.physics] Is it Physics?

dant@tekla.tek.com (Dan Tilque;1893;92-789;LP=A;60aB) (10/30/86)

>If it bites and scratches, it's Biology.
>If it hisses and spits, it's Chemistry.
>If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
>
>--Mario O. Bourgoin
>

How about:

If it crackles and sparks, it's Physics.
If it doesn't work, it's Engineering.

--Dan Tilque