davidl@mako.UUCP (07/13/84)
Q: How many Pierson's Puppeteers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's too dangerous. They'll hire someone else to do it.
Q: How many Thrintun does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17,002. One to discover a new slave world, 17,000 to enslave it, and one to
direct the actual operation.
Q: How many Grogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. You'll do it for them.
Q: How many Pak protectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three million and one. One million to fight a huge, senseless, bloody war
over who should change it, one million to research the nature and
location of the lightbulb, one million to build the tools, and one
to change the lightbulb.
Q: How many Kzinti does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Kzinti can see in the dark!
Q: How many Kdatlyno does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What's a lightbulb?
Q: How many Motie engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but you won't recognize it when she's done with it...
- David D. Levine (...decvax!tektronix!tekecs!davidl) [UUCP]
(tekecs!davidl.tektronix@csnet-relay.csnet) [ARPA]