binder@dosadi.DEC (The Stainless Steel Rat) (07/18/84)
*** The canonical collection of Motie light bulb jokes ***
Q: How many Watchmakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Not more than one. PLEASE!!!
Q: How many Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a Brown problem.
Q: How many Mediators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. After she becomes its fyunch(click) she'll take its place.
Q: How many Warriors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. A Warrior can scare anybody she wants into changing it for
her.
Q: How many Meats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: With no arms? Have you gone Crazy Eddie?
Q: How many Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? You say this thing here used to be a light bulb?
- compiled by Dick Binder and Bob Hapgood
Cheers,
Dick Binder (The Stainless Steel Rat)
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Posted Wednesday 18th July 1984, 09:44 EDT by DOSADI::BINDERjeff@dual.UUCP (Jeff Houston) (07/19/84)
The Moties are coming, the Moties are coming!!! Arrrggggghhhhhh, I think there are Motes in each and every one of your eyes. An Insane Pierson's Puppeteer (Maybe thats why on still on the net)