[sci.space] the response to Jim Bowery's parody

tneff@bfmny0.UU.NET (Tom Neff) (12/19/89)

In article <129352@sun.Eng.Sun.COM> jmck@sun.UUCP (John McKernan) writes:
>                                   Thus manned space research makes sense
>even if it is expensive if the goals of that research make sense, which is
>currently not the case.

I agree with John's position in this posting and also his response to
Henry on the usefulness of Apollo; except that we're PRETTY close to
making manned on-orbit research worth it -- close enough that we should
probably get off the pot and do it.  (And we are, in the persons of
various heroes of socialist labor.)  Manned planetary stuff is
premature.  But putting people off-planet, at minimal distance but over
that space threshold, can act as a catalyst for future results.

What human presence can bring to the party is serendipity.  There is
a good chance that if you just bring a few wheelbarrows full of stuff
to play with on-orbit, you will come up with something unexpected that
revolutionizes the way we think about space.  After it happens everyone
looks back and says it was inevitable -- but until you take a chance and
play, you don't see it.

Unfortunately the ruinous expense of space travel and bureaucratic
mindset of space agencies combine to discourage this sort of thing.  The
operating paradigm for space flight is still that of the test pilot.
You plan everything down to the second and rehearse, rehearse, rehearse
on the ground until you're blue in the face, so when you go up it's all
second nature and "just like the simulator" as our astronauts are so
fond of saying.

Well, if all you want is for things to be "just like the simulator" you
can do this more cheaply than launching a rocket -- just stay in the
simulator!  The discoveries that spark next century's revolution in
space thinking will in every case NOT have been "just like the
simulator."  They will be unexpected and unplanned-for.  The people who
make them will perforce be people who are open to new, messy,
inconvenient ideas.  Confirming them may require dumb activities that
don't fit the mission timeline.

Such ill-organized "play" is not something we ought to expect from
today's NASA cadre of tanned, overachieving worker-bees, or even their
Soviet colleagues drifting overhead.  Our own crews, evenly divided
between 'Nam-decorated fighter jocks and straight-A engineer
valedictorians, spend their brief visits waking to college fight songs
each morning and waving their hand lettered "truck driver" slogan signs
lazily through the zero-G cabin air for the folks back home, proud to
have made it to this white-room sweatshop, while downstairs the Beltway
corridors hum with nickel shaving and manifest stretchouts.  Meanwhile
the Soviets keep loggin' those marathon hours in their hand-repaired
monument to socialist progress, watching the empty orbits streak by
outside, forlornly tending the telescopes, giving each other physicals
and waiting for orders.

Real discoveries are going to have to wait for crews with time on their
hands, money and equipment and freedom to play with, and nothing
nationalistic or bureaucratic to prove.  I would put my money on the
Japanese or the soon-united and strong Europeans.

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