jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU.UUCP (10/24/87)
In article <1115@puff.wisc.edu> mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading) writes: -In article <964@crlt.UUCP>, russ@crlt.UUCP (Russ Cage) writes: -> [Incident described as "a gag":] -> Principal: "Say, Julie, if someone offers you drugs, what do you say?" -> Daughter: "Thanks, man!" -> -Russ, I think it is pathetic that you would post shit like this. I'm sure this -story is true. Eric, get a clue. It's a JOKE. Twitting the authorities is nothing but good clean fun. And baiting rabid anti-drug types is SUCH sport! -If I was the principal, I would call the Social Services Depart- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -ment of that area and have that innocent, young child removed from a demon like -her father. [etc...] Thank God for small favors. Jeez, what a maroon. -If someone offered me drugs, I would kill them. You mean you wouldn't be interested in a few doses? 'Shrooms, maybe? How about a nice snort of nitrous...it makes posting to the net SO much more interesting! (And it's even legal. Heh heh. WHOOOSHH...*giggle* :-) Now, far be it from *me* to pressure anybody, but if someone were to show up on my doorstep with a desire to satisfy their healthy curiousity about the use of certain strange chemicals....well, I'd find it hard to refuse. If they were sincere, I'd probably help them out...even YOU, Eric. So, uh, consider that an offer. Just being neighborly, you understand, sharing my wealth like any good Christian. I live by the Golden Rule...and if someone I knew had drugs, I'd certainly hope they'd offer to share with me! At any rate, the proper place to look for offers of drugs is alt.drugs. I mean, you should know this, after managing to figure out that the place to look for dates is in soc.women! Right? -- Jim Lewis (Freelance Criminal Drug Analyst) U.C. Berkeley "A friend in weed is a friend indeed." - anon. "Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." - the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers