[net.sf-lovers] How I Rate Films

ecl@ahuta.UUCP (ecl) (12/05/84)

In response to this letter:

> Mark,
> 
> I have just finished reading your review of "Terminator."  I am somewhat
> confused by your rating system (especially when I make a comparison to how
> you've rated things in the past).
> 
> I can recall reading a review where the movie sounded quite interesting and
> well worth viewing, and where the movie received a +1.  Now I read this review,
> which makes the movie sound like a real dog and see that it gets a 0 (I would
> have expected a -2).
> 
> It might be instructive to put some attributes around your rating system (you
> probably did this once and I missed it) and list some sample movies that fit
> each of the catagories.
> 

Good idea.  Let me explain what the system is and why it may look like ratings
contradict what is said in the review.  There are nine possible ratings for a
film in what I call the "CFQ" rating system.  The system rates films from a -4
to a +4 in whole numbers.  A neutral film is a zero.  This rating system was
used at one time (and unfortunately abandoned later) by CINEFANTASTIQUE
magazine.  It has the virtue that positive numbers mean I (or whoever uses it)
feel positively toward the film, negative means I feel negatively.  The one to
four rating system has seven possible ratings, so this one is a little more
articulate.  It is conceivable that a film could come along that is much better
than any +4 film I have ever seen.  I am not sure what to do in this case, but
luckily that has never happened.

A -4 film is one that show a high degree of either incompetence or cynicism
toward the viewer.  It has no value in the manner in which it was intended.  It
may have some value as a laughing stock, but I always feel self-conscious
laughing at a film because of its incompetence.  A -2 is really pretty bad, but
still watchable for more than humor value.  A 0 film is ok but nothing very
special.  A +2 is well worth seeing.  A +4 make a movie one of the reasons I
like fantasy films.  It is a memorable and enjoyable experience.

The following are examples of fantasy films I give each rating:

  +4 FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH
  +3 WAR OF THE WORLDS
  +2 KRULL
  +1 LAST STARFIGHTER
   0 GREMLINS
  -1 WARGAMES
  -2 SPACEHUNTER
  -3 GIANT CLAW
  -4 CREEPING TERROR

This is not too helpful, of course, because they are very subjective ratings.
But it will give you an idea of some benchmarks.  The following are my +4
fantasy films:

	-- KING KONG - A blockbuster and a groundbreaker of a film.
	Miles ahead of what came before.

	-- FORBIDDEN PLANET - Something for the eye, something for the
	mind.

	-- PHASE IV - A war between two truly alien intelligences.  The
	most interesting part is how each uses its own physical
	differences against the other. Tremendous insect photography.

	-- FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH (QUATERMASS AND THE PIT) - Better
	sf than any but a handful of written pieces of sf. It has
	some amazing and sweeping ideas.

	-- STAR WARS - A blockbuster and a groundbreaker of a film.
	Miles ahead of what came before.

	-- DRAGONSLAYER - The highest level of traditional-style fantasy
	I have seen in a film; an interesting script and impressive
	visuals. Extra bonus: it has the only dragon I have ever seen
	that really looks like it could fly.

But now, why does one film seem like a complete dog and get a zero rating and
another film sound really good and get only a +1?  I will usually try to say
something about a film that I feel should be said.  If I were to review RETURN
OF THE JEDI today, what I would probably say would involve how cloyingly sweet
the ending was and how irritating the introduction of Ewoks was.  How it
degrades the series.  So saying all that about it I must really hate the film,
right?  Wrong!  I would give it a +3.  If I like it that much, why say such
negative things about it?  Well, what should I say?  That it has great special
effects and exciting sequences.  Did you have any doubt it would?  I say about
a film what I noticed that someone else might not or might not have thought
about.  Sometimes what I say might leave a different impression than my overall
impression of the film.  The rating is unambiguous.  In the case of TERMINATOR,
there is a lot that is really pretty bad.  Still there are some ideas, not all
good, but not all bad.  Also there is an interesting sequence near the end that
I did not want to describe for fear of giving away plot.  When the tone of a
review and the rating disagree, believe the rating.  It is often there because
for some reason I did not make the tone of the review exactly fit my feelings
toward the film.  There is a lot that should have been tightened up in
TERMINATOR's script.  But overall it came up to being just ok.

					(Evelyn C. Leeper for)
					Mark R. Leeper
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