mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic) (05/27/88)
This is the mail that JJ@Portal sent me regarding BMW's. Actually, it didn't discuss the merits of BMW's (except that JJ seems to think that they're a prestigious item beyond all reason). The key here is his anger at me. A humorous aside, he never could spell "jealous" right. There was even one mail message he sent before this that I didn't keep and he didn't get the spelling right. This from a "senior" in college? What is the American Academic system comming to? Before I give you the actual mail messages from him, I'm including a summary of e-mail that I received in the day after I posted my article directing queries regarding JJ's mail to myself. I was trying to decide where to post this monkey. I was thinking rec.humor, but it's not humor but blind, stupid rage. Which is kinda funny, if you think about it. Also, alt.flame is right out since not everyone gets it, although this message will be X-posted there. Talk.bizzare would be a good choice, but it might get lost in the traffic. For lack of a better choice, misc.misc was chosen. Here's the summary of mail that people sent me... >I'm quite fed with the asshlle too, and would probably find his >message quite amusing. Could you send me a copy? -- >yes >send me j-j's obnoxious mail.I already flamed him privately. -- >Sure, I'd like to see what that clown is really like. I'm glad >people like you are giving him the roasting he deserves. Next >time he'll probably say he's dying and to send postcards with >money attached so he can make the Guinness book of world-class >twitdom. -- >I'm interested. What did he say? Why don't you post this (to a single >newsgroup please :-) )? I think this actually borders on fraud and possibly >mail fraud, since he's asking people to mail money back to him. -- >Post it. Sounds like he deserves it. -- >Please send me a copy of his low-life attittude. Thanks in advance! -- >I was intrigued by JJ's posting, but I'm more intrigued by yours. I would >in fact like to see the e-mail JJ sent you. Can this JJ guy be that much >of an asshole? Wow. -- >hey dude -- i'd like to see that email myself. hee hee hee! i love >it when people make fools of themselves! -- ****************** And without further ado....... From: JJ@cup.portal.com Received: by portal2.portal.com (3.2/Portal 5.1 (sub)) id AA21004; Sat, 14 May 88 16:34:27 PDT To: mikep@ism780c.ISC.com Subject: FUCK OFF AND DIE Lines: 7 Date: Sat May 14 16:34:25 1988 Message-Id: <8805141634.2.137@cup.portal.com> X-Origin: The Portal System (TM) X-Possible-Reply-Path: JJ@cup.portal.com X-Possible-Reply-Path: sun!portal!cup.portal.com!JJ Status: RO First of all, I DO NOT lease my Bimmer, its all payed for, and thats all the more reason for you to be even more jelious now!!! So I guess your still shit out of luck, asshole sucker. JJ ucbvax!sun!cup.portal.com!jj Received: from portal.UUCP by sun.Sun.COM (4.0/SMI-4.0) id AA21452; Sat, 14 May 88 08:13:07 PDT From: JJ@cup.portal.com To: mikep@ism780c.ISC.com Subject: RE: Insulting BMW owners Lines: 10 Date: Sat May 14 07:59:17 1988 Message-Id: <8805140759.1.137@cup.portal.com> X-Origin: The Portal System (TM) X-Possible-Reply-Path: JJ@cup.portal.com X-Possible-Reply-Path: sun!portal!cup.portal.com!JJ Status: RO Just for your information, I don not own a 318 or a 320i. It is really no business of yours what model I own, but *EVEN* if I did own a 318 or a 320, I would be just as happy, and you, you little piece of cut cum, would still be just as jelious of me, because you know that I own a superior car than you do. That is unless you own a Alfa, or Jag or something like that. But no, you more than likely own some piece of American made shit. Well, I guess SHIT and SHIT go well together so thats why you like your American made car so well. fucbvax!sun!cup.portal.com!jj Newsgroups: misc.misc,alt.flame,net.admin Subject: JJ's Grovelling for Money Summary: Summary of mail received from and about JJ@Portal Expires: Sender: Reply-To: mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic) Followup-To: Distribution: Organization: Interactive Systems Corp., Santa Monica CA Keywords: This is the mail that JJ@Portal sent me regarding BMW's. Actually, it didn't discuss the merits of BMW's (except that JJ seems to think that they're a prestigious item beyond all reason). The key here is his anger at me. A humorous aside, he never could spell "jealous" right. There was even one mail message he sent before this that I didn't keep and he didn't get the spelling right. This from a "senior" in college? What is the American Academic system comming to? Before I give you the actual mail messages from him, I'm including a summary of e-mail that I received in the day after I posted my article directing queries regarding JJ's mail to myself. I was trying to decide where to post this monkey. I was thinking rec.humor, but it's not humor but blind, stupid rage. Which is kinda funny, if you think about it. Also, alt.flame is right out since not everyone gets it, although this message will be X-posted there. Talk.bizzare would be a good choice, but it might get lost in the traffic. For lack of a better choice, misc.misc was chosen. Here's the summary of mail that people sent me... >I'm quite fed with the asshlle too, and would probably find his >message quite amusing. Could you send me a copy? -- >yes >send me j-j's obnoxious mail.I already flamed him privately. -- >Sure, I'd like to see what that clown is really like. I'm glad >people like you are giving him the roasting he deserves. Next >time he'll probably say he's dying and to send postcards with >money attached so he can make the Guinness book of world-class >twitdom. -- >I'm interested. What did he say? Why don't you post this (to a single >newsgroup please :-) )? I think this actually borders on fraud and possibly >mail fraud, since he's asking people to mail money back to him. -- >Post it. Sounds like he deserves it. -- >Please send me a copy of his low-life attittude. Thanks in advance! -- >I was intrigued by JJ's posting, but I'm more intrigued by yours. I would >in fact like to see the e-mail JJ sent you. Can this JJ guy be that much >of an asshole? Wow. -- >hey dude -- i'd like to see that email myself. hee hee hee! i love >it when people make fools of themselves! -- ****************** And without further ado....... From: JJ@cup.portal.com Received: by portal2.portal.com (3.2/Portal 5.1 (sub)) id AA21004; Sat, 14 May 88 16:34:27 PDT To: mikep@ism780c.ISC.com Subject: FUCK OFF AND DIE Lines: 7 Date: Sat May 14 16:34:25 1988 Message-Id: <8805141634.2.137@cup.portal.com> X-Origin: The Portal System (TM) X-Possible-Reply-Path: JJ@cup.portal.com X-Possible-Reply-Path: sun!portal!cup.portal.com!JJ Status: RO First of all, I DO NOT lease my Bimmer, its all payed for, and thats all the more reason for you to be even more jelious now!!! So I guess your still shit out of luck, asshole sucker. JJ ucbvax!sun!cup.portal.com!jj Received: from portal.UUCP by sun.Sun.COM (4.0/SMI-4.0) id AA21452; Sat, 14 May 88 08:13:07 PDT From: JJ@cup.portal.com To: mikep@ism780c.ISC.com Subject: RE: Insulting BMW owners Lines: 10 Date: Sat May 14 07:59:17 1988 Message-Id: <8805140759.1.137@cup.portal.com> X-Origin: The Portal System (TM) X-Possible-Reply-Path: JJ@cup.portal.com X-Possible-Reply-Path: sun!portal!cup.portal.com!JJ Status: RO Just for your information, I don not own a 318 or a 320i. It is really no business of yours what model I own, but *EVEN* if I did own a 318 or a 320, I would be just as happy, and you, you little piece of cut cum, would still be just as jelious of me, because you know that I own a superior car than you do. That is unless you own a Alfa, or Jag or something like that. But no, you more than likely own some piece of American made shit. Well, I guess SHIT and SHIT go well together so thats why you like your American made car so well. fucbvax!sun!cup.portal.com!jj
greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) (05/28/88)
In article <10381@ism780c.UUCP> mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic) writes: >Here's the summary of mail that people sent me... >>I'm interested. What did he say? Why don't you post this (to a single >>newsgroup please :-) )? I think this actually borders on fraud and possibly >>mail fraud, since he's asking people to mail money back to him. It's quite likely. I heard of a case once where a man was convicted for fraud (mail or some other kind, I don't know) after running an ad saying "Send $1 to : [addresss]" His defense was that since he hadn't promised anything for the $1, he was innocent. He got hosed, ha ha. --greg greg@phoenix.princeton.edu