eric@snark.thyrsus.com (Eric S. Raymond) (03/03/91)
Submitted-by: jargon@thyrsus.com Archive-name: jargon/part03 ---- Cut Here and feed the following to sh ---- #!/bin/sh # this is jargon.03 (part 3 of jargon) # do not concatenate these parts, unpack them in order with /bin/sh # file jargon.ascii continued # if test ! -r _shar_seq_.tmp; then echo 'Please unpack part 1 first!' exit 1 fi (read Scheck if test "$Scheck" != 3; then echo Please unpack part "$Scheck" next! exit 1 else exit 0 fi ) < _shar_seq_.tmp || exit 1 if test -f _shar_wnt_.tmp; then sed 's/^X//' << 'SHAR_EOF' >> 'jargon.ascii' && X trademarks such as NeXT, {NeWS}, VisiCalc, FrameMaker, TKsolver, X EasyWriter and others which have been raised above the hoi polloi X of common coinage by nonstandard capitalization. Too many X {marketroid} types think this sort of thing is really cute, even X the 2,317th time they do it. Compare {studlycaps}. X XBIFF: /bif/ [USENET] n. The most famous {pseudo}, and the X prototypical {newbie}. Articles from BIFF are characterized by X all upper case letters sprinkled liberally with bangs, typos, X `cute' misspellings (EVRY BUDY LUVS GOOD OLD BIFF CUZ HE"S A K00L X DOOD AN HE RITES REEL AWESUM THINGZ IN CAPITULL LETTRS LIKE X THIS!!!), use (and often misuse) of fragments of {talk mode} X abbreviations, a long {sig block} (sometimes even a {doubled X sig}), and unbounded naivete. BIFF posts articles using his elder X brother's VIC-20. BIFF's location is a mystery, as his articles X appear to come from a variety of sites. However, BITNET seems to X be the most frequent origin. The theory that BIFF is a denizen of X BITNET is supported by BIFF's (unfortunately invalid) electronic X mail address: BIFF@BIT.NET. X Xbiff: /bif/ vt. To notify someone of incoming mail; from the BSD X utility `biff(1)' which was in turn named after the X implementor's dog; it barked whenever the mailman came. X XBig Grey Wall: n. What greets a {VMS} user searching for X documentation. A full VMS kit comes on a pallet, the documentation X taking up around 15 feet of shelf space before adding layered X products such as compilers, databases, multivendor networking, X programming tools, etc. Recent (since VMS V5) DEC documentation X comes with grey binders; under VMS V4 the binders were orange X (`big orange wall'), and under V3 they were blue. See {VMS}. X Xbig iron: n. Large, expensive, ultra-fast computers. Used generally X of {number-crunching} supercomputers such as Crays, but can include X more conventional big commercial IBMish mainframes. Term of X approval; compare {heavy metal}, oppose {dinosaur}. X XBig Red Switch: [IBM] n. The power switch on a computer, esp. the X `Emergency Pull' switch on an IBM {mainframe} or the power switch X on an IBM-PC where it really is large and red. "This !@%$% X {bitty box} is hung again; time to hit the Big Red Switch." X Sources at IBM report that, in tune with the company's passion for X {TLA}s, this is often acronymized as `BRS' (this has also X become established on FidoNet and in the PC {clone} world). It X is alleged that the emergency pull switch on an IBM 360/91 actually X fired a non-conducting bolt into the main power feed; the BRSes on X more recent machines physically drop a block into place so that X they can't be pushed back in. People get fired for pulling them, X especially inappropriately (see also {molly-guard}). Compare X {power cycle}, {three-finger salute}. X Xbig win: n. Serendipity. To `win big' is to experience X serendipity. "I went shopping and won big; there was a X two-for-one sale." See {win}. X Xbig-endian: [From Swift's `Gulliver's Travels' via a famous X paper `On Holy Wars and a Plea for Peace' by Danny Cohen, X USC/ISI IEN 137 dated 1 April 1980] 1. adj. Describes a computer X architecture in which, within a given multi-byte numeric X representation, the most significant byte comes first (the word is X stored `big-end-first'). Most processors including the IBM 370 X family and the {PDP-10} and Motorola microprocessor families and X most of the various RISC designs current in mid-1991 are X big-endian. See {little-endian}, {middle-endian}, {NUXI X problem}. 2. adj. An {{Internet address}} the wrong way round. X Most of the world follows the Internet standard and writes email X addresses starting with the name of the computer and ending up with X the name of the country. In the UK the Joint Networking Team X decided to do it the other way round; e.g. `me@uk.ac.wigan.cs'. X Most gateway sites have {ad-hockery} in their mailers to handle X this, but can still be confused. In particular the address above X could be in the UK (code `uk') or Czechoslovakia (code `cs'). X Xbignum: /big'nuhm/ [orig. from MIT MacLISP] n. 1. [techspeak] A X multiple-precision computer representation for very large integers. X More generally, any very large number. "Have you ever looked at X the United States Budget? There's bignums for you!" 2. X [Stanford] n. In backgammon, large numbers on the dice are called X `bignums', especially a roll of double fives or double sixes. X See also {El Camino Bignum}. X X Sense #1 may require some explanation. Most computer languages X provide a kind of data called `integer', but such computer integers X are usually very limited in size; usually they must be smaller than X 2 ^ 31 (2,147,483,648) or (on a losing {bitty box}) 2 ^ 15 X (32,768). If you want to work with numbers larger than that, you X have to use floating-point numbers, which are usually accurate to X only six or seven decimal places. Computer languages that provide X bignums can perform exact calculations on very large numbers, such X as 1000! (the factorial of 1000, which is 1000 times 999 times 998 X times ... times 2 times 1). For example, this value for 1000! 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X Xbigot: n. A person who is religiously attached to a particular X computer, language, operating system, editor or other tool (see X {religious issues}). Usually found with a specifier; thus, X `cray bigot', `APL bigot', `VMS bigot', `EMACS X bigot'. True bigots can be distinguished from mere partisans or X zealots by the fact that they refuse to learn alternatives even X when the march of time and/or technology is threatening to X obsolesce the favored tool. It is said "You can tell a bigot, but X you can't tell him much." Compare {weenie}. X Xbit: [from the mainstream meaning and `binary digit'] n. 1. X [techspeak] The unit of information; the amount of information X obtained by asking a yes-or-no question for which the two outcomes X are equally probable 2. [techspeak] A computational quantity that X can take on one of two values, such as true and false, or zero and X one. 3. A mental flag: a reminder that something should be done X eventually. Example: "I have a bit set for you." (I haven't seen X you for a while, and I'm supposed to tell or ask you something.) X X "I just need one bit from you" is a polite way of indicating that X you intend only a short interruption for a question which can X presumably be answered with a yes or no. X X A bit is said to be `set' if its value is true or one, and X `reset' or `clear' if its value is false or zero. One X speaks of setting and clearing bits. To `toggle' or X `invert' a bit is to change it, either from zero to one or from X one to zero. See also {flag}, {trit}, {mode bit}. X Xbit bang: n. Transmission of data on a serial line, when accomplished by X rapidly tweaking a single output bit at the appropriate times X (popular on certain early models of Prime computers, presumably X when UARTs were too expensive, and on archaic Z80 micros with a X Zilog PIO but no SIO). The technique is a simple loop with eight X OUT and SHIFT instruction pairs for each byte. Input is more X interesting. And full duplex (doing input and output at the same X time) is one way to separate the real hackers from the {wannabee}s. X Xbit bashing: n. (also, `bit diddling' or `bit twiddling') Term X used to describe any of several kinds of low-level programming X characterized by manipulation of {bit}, {flag}, {nybble} and other X smaller-than-character-sized pieces of data: these include X low-level device control, encryption algorithms, checksum and X error-correcting codes, hash functions, some flavors of graphics X programming (see {bitblt}), and assembler/compiler code generation. X May connote either tedium or a real technical challenge (more X usually the former). "The command decoding for the new tape X driver looks pretty solid but the bit-bashing for the control X registers still has bugs." See also {bit bang}, {mode bit}. X Xbit bucket: n. The universal data sink (originally, the mythical X receptacle used to catch bits when they fall off the end of a X register during a shift instruction). Data that is discarded, X lost, or destroyed is said to `go to the bit bucket'. On {UNIX}, X often used for {/dev/null}. Sometimes amplified as `the Great Bit X Bucket in the Sky'. This term is used purely in jest. It's based X on the fanciful notion that bits are objects that are not X destroyed, but only misplaced. This appears to have been a X mutation of an earlier term `bit box', about which the same X legend was current; old-time hackers also report that trainees used X to be told that when the CPU stored bits into memory it was X actually pulling them "out of the bit box". See also {chad box}, X {null device}. X Xbit decay: n. See {bit rot}. People with a physics background X tend to prefer this one for the analogy with particle decay. See X also {computron}, {quantum bogodynamics}. X Xbit rot: n. Also {bit decay}. Hypothetical disease the existence X of which has been deduced from the observation that unused programs X or features will often stop working after sufficient time has X passed, even if `nothing has changed'. The theory explains that X bits decay as if they were radioactive. As time passes, the X contents of a file or the code in a program will become X increasingly garbled. X X There actually are physical processes that produce such effects X (alpha particles generated by trace radionuclides in ceramic chip X packages, for example, can change the contents of a computer memory X unpredictably, and various kinds of subtle media failures can X corrupt files in mass storage) but they are quite rare (and X computers are built with error-detecting circuitry to compensate X for them). The notion long favored among hackers that {cosmic X rays} are among the causes of such events turns out however to be a X myth; see the {cosmic rays} entry. X X The term {software rot} is almost synonymous. X Xbit-paired keyboard: n. obs. A non-standard keyboard layout which X seems to have originated with the Teletype ASR-33 and remained X common for several years on early computer equipment. The ASR-33 X was a mechanical device (see {EOU}), so the only way to generate X the character codes from keystrokes was by some physical linkage. X The design of the ASR-33 assigned each character key a basic X pattern which could be modified by flipping bits if the SHIFT or X CTRL key were pressed. In order to avoid making the thing more of X a Rube Goldberg kluge than it already was, the design had to group X characters which shared the same basic bit pattern on one key. X X Looking at the ASCII chart, we find: X X 3 high 4 low bits X bits 0000 0001 0010 0011 0100 0101 0110 0111 1000 1001 X 010 space ! " # $ % & ' ( ) X 011 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 X X That's why the characters !"#$%&'() appear where they do on a X Teletype. This was *not* the weirdest variant of the X {QWERTY} layout widely seen, by the way; that prize should X probably go to one of the (differing) arrangements on IBM's even X clunkier 026 and 029 card punches. X X When electronic terminals became popular in the early 1970s there X was no agreement in the industry over how the keyboards should be X laid out. Some vendors opted to emulate the Teletype keyboard, X while others used the flexibility of electronic circuitry to make X their product look like an office typewriter. These alternatives X became known as `bit-paired' and `typewriter-paired' keyboards. To X a hacker, the bit-paired keyboard seemed far more logical --- and X because most hackers in those days had never learned to touch-type, X there was little pressure from the pioneering users to adapt X keyboards to the typewriter standard. X X The doom of the bit-paired keyboard was the large-scale X introduction of the computer terminal into the normal office X environment, where out-and-out technophobes were expected to use X the equipment. The `typewriter-paired' standard became universal, X `bit-paired' hardware was quickly junked or relegated to dusty X corners, and both terms passed into disuse. X Xbitblt: /bit'blit/ n. [from {BLT}, q.v.] 1. Any of a closely X related family of algorithms for moving and copying rectangles of X bits between main and display memory on a bit-mapped device, or X between two areas of either main or display memory (the requirement X to do the {Right Thing} in the case of overlapping source and X destination rectangles is what makes BitBlt tricky). 2. Synonym X for {blit} or {BLT}. Both uses are borderline techspeak. X Xbits: n. 1. Information. Examples: "I need some bits about file X formats." ("I need to know about file formats.") Compare {core X dump}, sense #4. 2. Machine-readable representation of a document, X specifically as contrasted with paper. "I have only a photocopy X of the Jargon File; does anyone know where I can get the bits?". X See {softcopy}, {source of all good bits}. X Xbitty box: /bit'ee boks/ n. 1. A computer sufficiently small, X primitive, or incapable as to cause a hacker acute claustrophobia X at the thought of developing for it. Especially used of small, X obsolescent, single-tasking-only personal machines like the Atari X 800, Osborne, Sinclair, VIC-20, TRS-80, or IBM PC. 2. Pejorative. X More generally, the opposite of `real computer' (see {Get a real X computer!}). See also {mess-dos}, {toaster}, and {toy}. X Xbixie: /biks'ee/ n. Variant {emoticon}s used on BIX (the Byte X Information Exchange). The `smiley' bixie is <@_@>, apparently X intending to represent two cartoon eyes and a mouth. A few others X have been reported. X Xblack art: n. A collection of arcane, unpublished, and (by X implication) mostly ad-hoc techniques developed for a particular X application or systems area. VLSI design and compiler code X optimization were (in their beginnings) considered classic examples X of black art; as theory developed they became {deep magic}, and X once standard textbooks had been written became merely {heavy X wizardry}. The huge proliferation of formal and informal channels X for spreading around new computer-related technologies during the X last twenty years has made both the term `black art' and what it X describes less common than formerly. See also {voodoo X programming}. X Xblack hole: n. When a piece of email or netnews disappears X mysteriously between its origin and destination sites (that is, X without returning a {bounce message}) it is commonly said to have X "fallen into a black hole". Similarly, one might say "I think X there's a black hole at foovax!" to convey suspicion that site X foovax has been dropping a lot of stuff on the floor lately (see X {drop on the floor}). The implied metaphor of email as X interstellar travel is interesting in itself. Compare {bit X bucket}. X Xblast: 1. vt.,n. Synonym for {BLT}, used esp. for large data X sends over a network or comm line. Opposite of {snarf}. Usage: X uncommon. The variant `blat' has been reported. 2. vt. X [HP/Apollo] Synonymous with {nuke} (sense #3). Sometimes the X message "Unable to kill all processes. Blast them (y/n)?" would X appear in the command window upon logout. X Xblazer: n. (also `'blazer') Nickname for the Telebit Trailblazer, X an expensive but extremely reliable and effective high-speed modem, X popular at UNIX sites that pass large volumes of {email} and X {USENET} news. X Xbletch: /blech/ [from Yiddish/German `brechen', to vomit, poss. X via comic-strip exclamation `blech'] interj. Term of disgust. X Often in "Ugh, bletch". Compare {barf}. X Xbletcherous: /blech'@-rus/ adj. Disgusting in design or function; X esthetically unappealing. This word is seldom used of people. X "This keyboard is bletcherous!" (Perhaps the keys don't work very X well, or are misplaced). See {losing}, {cretinous}, {bagbiter}, X {bogus}, and {random}. {bletcherous} applies to the esthetics of X the thing so described; similarly for {cretinous}. By contrast, X something that is {losing} or {cretinous} may be failing to meet X objective criteria. See {bogus} and {random}, which have richer X and wider shades of meaning than any of the above. X Xblinkenlights: /blink'@n-lietz/ n. Front-panel diagnostic lights X on a computer, esp. a {dinosaur}. Derives from the last word of X the famous blackletter-Gothic "ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!" X notice in mangled pseudo-German that once graced about half the X computer rooms in the English-speaking world. The sign in its X entirety ran: X X ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS X Das computermachine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. X Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken X mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. X Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen hans in das pockets muss; X relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten. X X This silliness dates back at least as far as 1959 at Stanford X University and had already gone international by the early '60s, X when it was reported at London University's ATLAS computing site. X There are several variants of it in circulation, some of which X actually do end with the word `blinkenlights'. It is reported, by X the way, that an analogous travesty in mangled English is posted in X German computer laboratories. X Xblit: /blit/ vt. 1. To copy a large array of bits from one part of X a computer's memory to another part, particularly when the memory X is being used to determine what is shown on a display screen. X "The storage allocator picks through the table and copies the good X parts up into high memory, and at the end {blit}s it all back X down again." See {bitblt}, {BLT}, {dd}, {cat}, {blast}, X {snarf}. More generally, to perform some operation (such as X toggling) on a large array of bits while moving them. 2. X All-capitalized as `BLIT': An early experimental bit-mapped X terminal designed by Rob Pike at Bell Labs, later commercialized as X the AT&T 5620. The folk etymology from `Bell Labs Intelligent X Terminal' is incorrect. X Xblitter: n. A special-purpose chip or hardware system built to X perform {blit} operations, esp. used for fast implementation of X bit-mapped graphics. The Commodore Amiga and a few other micros X have these, but in 1991 the trend is away from them (however, see X {cycle of reincarnation}). X Xblivet: [allegedly from a World War II military term meaning "ten X pounds of manure in a five-pound bag"] n. 1. An intractable X problem. 2. A crucial piece of hardware which can't be fixed or X replaced if it breaks. 3. A tool that has been hacked over by so X many incompetent programmers that it has become an unmaintainable X tissue of hacks. 4. An out-of-control but unkillable development X effort. X X This term has other meanings in other technical cultures; in X particular, among experimental physicists and hardware engineers of X various kinds it seems to mean any random object of unknown purpose X (similar to hackish use of {frob}). It has also been used to X describe an amusing trick-the-eye drawing resembling a X three-pronged fork which appears to depict a three-dimensional X object until one realizes that the parts fit together in an X impossible way. X Xblock: [from process scheduling terminology in OS theory] 1. vi. X To delay or sit idle while waiting for something. "We're blocking X until everyone gets here." Compare {busy-wait}. 2. `block X on' vt. To block, waiting for (something). "Lunch is blocked on X Phil's arrival." X Xblock transfer computations: n. From the Dr. Who television series: X in the show, it referred to computations so fiendishly subtle and X complex that they could not be performed by machines. Used to X refer to any task that should be expressible as an algorithm in X theory, but isn't. X Xblow an EPROM: v. To program a read-only memory, e.g. for use with X an embedded system. This term arises because the programming X process involves intentionally blowing tiny electrical fuses on the X chip. X Xblow away: vt. To remove files and directories from permanent storage X with extreme prejudice, generally by accident. Oppose {nuke}. X Xblow out: vi. Of software, to fail spectacularly; almost as serious X as {crash and burn}. See {blow past}. X Xblow past: vt. To {blow out} despite a safeguard. "The server blew X past the 5K reserve buffer." X Xblow up: vi. [scientific computation] To become unstable. Suggests X that the computation is diverging so rapidly that it will soon X overflow or at least go {nonlinear}. X XBLT: /bee ell tee/, /bl@t/ or (rarely) /belt/ n.,vt. Synonym X for {blit}. This is the original form of {blit} and the X ancestor of {bitblt}. In these versions the usage has outlasted X the {PDP-10} BLock Transfer instruction from which {BLT} X derives; nowadays, the assembler mnemonic {BLT} almost always X means `Branch if Less Than zero'. X XBlue Book: n. 1. Informal name for one of the three standard X references on the page-layout and graphics-control language X PostScript (`PostScript Language Tutorial and Cookbook', Adobe X Systems, Addison-Wesley 1985, QA76.73.P67P68, ISBN 0-201-10179-3); X the other two official guides are known as the {Green Book} and X {Red Book}. 2. Informal name for one of the three standard X references on Smalltalk: `Smalltalk-80: The Language and its X Implementation', David Robson, Addison-Wesley 1983, QA76.8.S635G64, X ISBN 0-201-11371-63 (this is also associated with green and red X books). 3. Any of the 1988 standards issues by the CCITT 9th X plenary assembly. Until now, they have changed color each review X cycle (1984 was {Red Book}, 1992 would be {Green Book}); however, X it is rumored that this convention is going to be dropped before X 1992. These include, among other things, the X.400 email spec and X the Group 1 through 4 fax standards. See also {{book titles}}. X XBlue Glue: [IBM] n. IBM's SNA (Systems Network Architecture) an X incredibly {losing} and {bletcherous} protocol suite widely X favored at commercial shops that don't know any better. The X official IBM definition is "That which binds blue boxes X together." See {fear and loathing}. It may not be irrelevant X that {Blue Glue} is the trade name of a 3M product that is X commonly used to hold down the carpet squares to the removable X panel floors so common in computer installations. A correspondent X at U. Minn. reports that the CS dept. there has about 80 bottles of X Blue Glue hanging about, so they often refer to any messy work to X be done as `using the blue glue'. X Xblue goo: n. Term for `police' {nanobot}s intended to prevent {gray X goo}, denature hazardous waste, destroy pollution, put ozone back X into the stratosphere, prevent halitosis, and to promote truth, X justice, and the American way, etc., etc. See {{nanotechnology}}. X XBNF: /bee-en-ef/ n. 1. [techspeak] Acronym for `Backus-Naur X Form', a metasyntactic notation used to specify the syntax of X programming languages, command sets and the like. Widely used for X language descriptions but seldom documented anywhere, so that it X must usually be learned by osmosis from other hackers. Consider X this BNF for a postal address: X X <postal-address> ::= <name-part> <street-address> <zip-part> X X <name-part> ::= <first-name> [<middle-part>] <last-name> <EOL> X X <middle-part> ::= <middle-name> | <middle-initial> "." X X <street-address> ::= [<apt>] <street-number> <street-name> <EOL> X X <zip-part> ::= <town-name> "," <state-code> <zip-code> <EOL> X X This translates into English as: A postal-address consists of a X name-part, followed by a street-address part, followed by a X zip-code part. A name-part consists of a first-name followed by an X optional middle-part followed by a last-name. A middle-part X consists of either a middle name or a middle initial followed by a X dot. A street address consists of an optional apartment specifier X followed by a street number, followed by a street name. A zip-part X consts of a town-name, followed by a state code, followed by a X zip-code. Note that many things such as the format of a X first-name, apartment specifier, or zip-code are left unspecified. X These are presumed to be obvious from context or detailed somewhere X nearby. See also {parse}. X X A major reason BNF is listed here is that the term is also used X loosely for any number of variants and extensions, possibly X containing some or all of the {glob} wildcards. In fact the X example above isn't the pure form invented for the Algol-60 report; X it uses [], which was introduced a few years later in IBM's PL/1 X definition but is now universally recognized. X X 2. In {{Science-Fiction Fandom}}, BNF expands to `Big Name Fan' X (someone famous or notorious). Years ago a fan started handing out X black-on-green BNF buttons at SF conventions. This confused the X hacker contingent terribly. X Xboa: [IBM] n. Any one of the fat cables that lurk under the floor X in a {dinosaur pen}. Possibly so called because they display a X ferocious life of their own when you try to lay them straight and X flat after they have been coiled for some time. It is rumored X within IBM that 370 channel cables are limited to 200 feet because X beyond that length the boas get dangerous ... and it is worth X noting that one of the major cable makers uses the trademark X `Anaconda'. X Xboard: n. 1. In-context synonym for {bboard}; sometimes used X even for USENET newsgroups. 2. An electronic circuit board X (compare {card}). X Xboat anchor: n. 1. Like {doorstop} but more severe; implies that the X offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless. 2. Also used X of people who just take up space. X Xbogo-sort: n. The archetypical perversely awful algorithm (as X opposed to {bubble sort}, which is merely the generic *bad* X algorithm). Bogo-sort is equivalent to throwing a deck of cards in X the air, picking them up, then testing whether they are in order. X If not, repeat. Used as a sort of canonical example of awfulness. X Usage: when one is looking at a program and sees a dumb algorithm, X one might say "Oh, I see, this program uses bogo-sort." Compare X {bogus}, {brute force}. X Xbogometer: n. See {bogosity}. Compare the `wankometer' described X in the {wank} entry. X Xbogon: /boh'gon/ [by analogy with proton/electron/neutron, but X doubtless reinforced after 1980 by the similarity to Douglas X Adams's `Vogons', see Appendix C] n. 1. The elementary particle of X bogosity (see {quantum bogodynamics}). For instance, "the X Ethernet is emitting bogons again", meaning that it is broken or X acting in an erratic or bogus fashion. 2. A query packet sent from X a TCP/IP domain resolver to a root server, having the reply bit set X instead of the query bit. 3. Any bogus or incorrectly formed X packet sent on a network. 4. By synecdoche, used to refer to any X bogus thing, as in "I'd like to go to lunch with you but I've got X to go to the weekly staff bogon." 5. A person who is bogus or who X says bogus things. This was historically the original usage, but X has been overtaken by its derivative senses 1-4. X Xbogon filter: /boh'gon fil'tr/ n. Any device, software or hardware, X which limits or suppresses the flow and/or emission of bogons. X Example: "Engineering hacked a bogon filter between the Cray and X the VAXen and now we're getting fewer dropped packets." X Xbogosity: /boh-go's@-tee/ n. 1. The degree to which something is X {bogus}. At CMU, bogosity is measured with a {bogometer}; X typical use: in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a X listener might raise his hand and say, "My bogometer just X triggered.". More extremely, "You just pinned my bogometer." X means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it X is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest X possible reading (one might also say "You just redlined my X bogometer."). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat X (uL). The consensus is that this is the largest unit practical for X everyday use. 2. The potential field generated by a bogon flux; X see {quantum bogodynamics}. X X [Historical note: microLenat was invented as a attack against noted X computer scientist Doug Lenat by a {tenured graduate student}. X Doug had failed him on the AI Qual after the student gave "AI is X bogus" as his answer to the questions. The slur is generally X considered unmerited, but it has become a running gag nevertheless. X Some of Doug's friends argue that `of course' a microLenat is X bogus, since it's only one millionth of a Lenat. Others have X suggested that the unit should be re-designated after the grad X student, as the microReid.] X Xbogotify: /boh-go't@-fie/ vt. To make or become bogus. A program X that has been changed so many times as to become completely X disorganized has become bogotified. If you tighten a nut too hard X and strip the threads on the bolt, the bolt has become bogotified X and you'd better not use it any more. This coinage led to the X notional `autobogotiphobia' /aw'to-boh-got'@-foh`bee-uh/ n., X defined as the fear of becoming bogotified; but is not clear that X the latter has ever been `live' jargon rather than a self-conscious X joke in jargon about jargon. X Xbogue out: /bohg owt/ vi. To become bogus, suddenly and X unexpectedly. "His talk was relatively sane until somebody asked X him a trick question; then he bogued out and did nothing but X {flame} afterwards." X Xbogus: adj. 1. Non-functional. "Your patches X are bogus." 2. Useless. "OPCON is a bogus program." 3. X False. "Your arguments are bogus." 4. Incorrect. "That X algorithm is bogus." 5. Unbelievable. "You claim to have solved X the halting problem for Turing Machines? That's totally bogus." X 6. Silly. "Stop writing those bogus sagas." Astrology is bogus. X So is a bolt that is obviously about to break. So is someone who X makes blatantly false claims to have solved a scientific problem. X (This word seems to have some, but not all, of the connotations of X {random}.) X X It is claimed that `bogus' was originally used in the hackish sense X at Princeton, in the late 1960s. It was spread to CMU and Yale by X Michal Shamos, a migratory Princeton alumnus. A glossary of bogus X words was compiled at Yale when the word was first popularized (see X {autobogotiphobia} under {bogotify}). The word spread into X hackerdom from CMU and MIT. By the early 1980s, it was also X current in something like the hackish sense in West Coast teen X slang, and it had gone mainstream by 1985. A correspondent at X Cambridge reports, by contrast, that these uses of `bogus' grate on X British nerves; in Britain the word means rather specifically X `counterfeit' as in "a bogus pound note". X XBohr bug: /bohr buhg/ [from quantum physics] n. A repeatable {bug}; X one which manifests reliably under a possibly unknown but X well-defined set of conditions. Antonym of {heisenbug}. X Xboink: /boynk/ [USENET, perh. from the TV series X `Moonlighting'] 1. To have sex with; compare {bounce}, X sense #3. (This is mainstream slang.) In Commonwealth hackish the X variant `bonk' is more common. 2. After the original Peter X Korn `Boinkon' {USENET} parties, used for almost any net social X gathering, e.g. Miniboink, a small boink held by Nancy Gillett in X 1988; Minniboink, a Boinkcon in Minnesota in 1989; Humpdayboinks, X Wednesday get-togethers held in the San Francisco Bay Area. X Compare {@-party}. X Xbomb: 1. v. General synonym for {crash} (sense #1), esp. used X of software or OS failures. "Don't run Empire with less than 32K X stack, it'll bomb out." 2. n.,v. Atari ST and Macintosh X equivalents of a UNIX `panic' or Amiga {guru} (sense 2), X where icons of little black-powder bombs or mushroom clouds are X displayed indicating the system has died. On the Mac, this may be X accompanied by a decimal (or occasionally hexadecimal) number X indicating what went wrong, similar to the Amiga GURU MEDITATION X number (see {guru}). {MS-DOS} machines tend to get {locked X up} in this situation. X Xbondage-and-discipline language: A language such as Pascal, Ada, X APL, or Prolog that, though ostensibly general-purpose, is designed X so as to enforce an author's theory of `right programming' even X though said theory is demonstrably inadequate for systems hacking X or even vanilla general-purpose programming. Often abbreviated X `B&D'; thus, one may speak of things "having the B&D nature", etc. X See {{Pascal}}; oppose {languages of choice}. X Xbonk/oif: /bonk/, /oyf/ interj. In the {MUD} community, it has X become traditional to express pique or censure by `bonking' the X offending person. There is a convention that one should X acknowledge a bonk by saying `oif!' and a myth to the effect that X failing to do so upsets the cosmic bonk/oif balance, causing much X trouble in the universe. Some MUDs have implemented special X commands for bonking and oifing. See also {talk mode}, X {posing}. X Xbook titles:: There is a tradition in hackerdom of informally X tagging important textbooks and standards documents with the X dominant color of their covers or with some other conspicuous X feature of the cover. Many of these are described in this lexicon X under their own entries. X X See also {Blue Book}, {Red Book}, {Green Book}, {Silver X Book}, {Purple Book}, {Orange Book}, {White Book}, {Yellow X Book}, {Pink-Shirt Book}, {Aluminum Book}, {Dragon Book}, X {Wizard Book}, {Cinderella Book}. X Xboot: [techspeak; from `by one's bootstraps'] v.,n. To load and X initialize the operating system on a machine. This usage is no X longer jargon but has given rise to some derivatives which still X are. X X The derivative `reboot' implies that the machine hasn't been X down for long, even that the boot is a {bounce} intended to clear X some state of {wedgitude}. This is sometimes used of human X thought processes, as in the following exchange: "You've lost X me." "O.K., reboot. Here's the theory...." X X Also found in the variants `cold boot' (from power-off condition) X and `warm boot' (with the CPU and all devices already powered up, X as after a hardware reset or software crash). X X Another variant: `soft boot', re-initialization of only part of a X system, under control of other software that's still running: "If X you're running the {mess-dos} emulator, control-alt-insert will X cause a soft-boot of the emulator, while leaving the rest of the X system running." X X Opposed to this there is `hard boot', which connotes hostility X towards or frustration with the machine being booted. "I'll have X to hard-boot this losing Sun" or "I recommend booting it hard." X X Historical note: this term derives from `bootstrap loader', a short X program which was read in from cards or paper tape, or toggled in X from the front panel switches. This program was always very short X (great efforts were expended on making it short in order to X minimize the labor and chance of error involved in toggling it in), X but was just smart enough to read in a slightly more complex X program (usually from a card or paper tape reader), to which it X handed control; this program in turn was smart enough to read the X application or operating system from a magnetic tape drive or disk X drive. Thus, in successive steps, the computer "pulled itself up X by its bootstraps" to a useful operating state. Nowadays the X bootstrap is usually found in ROM or EPROM, and reads the first X stage in from a fixed location on the disk, called the `boot X block'. When this program gains control, it is powerful enough to X load the actual OS and hand control over to it. X Xbottom-up implementation: n. Hackish opposite of the techspeak term X `top-down design'. It is now received wisdom in most X programming cultures that it is best to design from higher levels X of abstraction down to lower, specifying sequences of action in X increasing detail until you get to actual code. Hackers often find X (especially in exploratory designs which cannot be closely X specified in advance) that it works best to `build' things in X the opposite order, by writing and testing a clean set of primitive X operations and then knitting them together. X Xbounce: v. 1. [UNIX, perhaps from the image of a thrown ball X bouncing off a wall] An electronic mail message which is X undeliverable and returns an error notification to the sender is X said to `bounce'. See also {bounce message}. 2. [Stanford] To X play volleyball. At one time there was a volleyball court next to X the computer laboratory. From 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM was the scheduled X maintenance time for the computer, so every afternoon at 5:00 the X computer would become unavailable, and over the intercom a voice X would cry , "Bounce, bounce!" 3. To engage in sexual X intercourse; prob. from the expression `bouncing the mattress', but X influenced by Piglet's psychosexually loaded "Bounce on me too, X Tigger!" from the Winnie-the-Pooh books. Compare {boink}. 4. X To casually reboot a system in order to clear up a transient X problem. Reported primarily among {VMS} users. 5. [IBM] To X {power cycle} a peripheral in order to reset it. X Xbounce message: [UNIX] n. Notification message returned to sender by X a site unable to relay {email} to the intended {{Internet address}} X recipient or the next link in a {bang path} (see {bounce}). X Reasons might include a nonexistent or misspelled username or a X down relay site. Bounce messages can themselves fail, with X occasionally ugly results; see {sorcerer's apprentice mode}. X The collective `bounce mail' is also common. X Xbox: n. 1. [within IBM] A computer; esp. in the construction "foo X box" where foo is some functional qualifier, like `graphics', or X the name of an OS (thus, `UNIX box', `MS-DOS box', etc. 2. X Without qualification but within an SNA-using site (see {Blue X Glue}), this refers specifically to an IBM front-end processor or X FEP /eff-ee-pee/. An FEP is a small computer necessary to enable X an IBM {mainframe} to communicate beyond the limits of the X {dinosaur pen}. Typically used in expressions like the cry that X goes up when an SNA network goes down, "Looks like the {box} has X fallen over." (see {fall over}.) See also {IBM}, {fear and X loathing}, {Blue Glue}. X Xboxed comments: n. Comments (explanatory notes in code) which occupy X several lines by themselves; so called because in assembler and C X code they are often surrounded by a box in a style something like X this: X X /************************************************* X * X * This is a boxed comment in C style X * X *************************************************/ X X Common variants of this style omit the asterisks in column two or X add a matching row of asterisks closing the right end of the box. X The sparest variant omits all but the comment delimiters at X the extreme left; the `box' is implied. Oppose {winged X comments}. X Xboxen: /bok'sn/ [by analogy with {VAXen}] pl.n. Fanciful plural of X {box} often encountered in the phrase `UNIX boxen', used to X describe commodity {UNIX} hardware. The connotation is that any X two UNIX boxen are interchangeable. X Xboxology: /bok-sol'@-jee/ n. 1. The fine art of drawing diagrams X using the `box' characters (mainly, `|', `-', and X `+') in ASCII-monospace fonts. Also known as `character X graphics' or `ASCII graphics'. 2. Boxological drawings. X "His report has a lot of boxology in it". Compare {macrology}. X XBQS: adj. Syn. {Berkeley Quality Software}. X Xbrain dump: n. The act of telling someone everything one knows X about a particular topic or project. Typically used when someone X is going to let a new party maintain a piece of code. Conceptually X analogous to an operating system {core dump} in that it saves a X lot of useful {state} before an exit. Example: "You'll have to X give me a brain dump on FOOBAR, before you start your new job at X HackerCorp." See {core dump} (sense #4). At Sun, this is also X known as `TOI' (transfer of information). X Xbrain-damaged: [generalization of `Honeywell Brain Damage' (HBD), a X theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms X in Honeywell {Multics}] adj. Obviously wrong; {cretinous}; X {demented}. There is an implication that the person responsible X must have suffered brain damage, because he should have known X better. Calling something brain-damaged is really bad; it also X implies it is unusable, and that its failure to work is due to poor X design rather than some accident. X Xbrain-dead: adj. Brain-damaged in the extreme. Not quite like X mainstream use, as it tends to imply terminal design failure rather X than malfunction or simple stupidity. X Xbraino: /bray'no/ n. Syn. for {thinko}. X Xbranch to Fishkill: [IBM, from the location of one of their X facilities] n. Any unexpected jump in a program that produces X catastrophic or just plain weird results. See {jump off into X never-never land}, {hyperspace}. X Xbrand brand brand: n. Humorous catch-phrase from {BartleMUD}s, in which X players were described carrying a list of objects, the most X common of which would usually be a brand. Often used as a joke X in {talk mode} as in "Fred the wizard is here, carrying brand X ruby brand brand brand kettle broadsword flamethrower". Prob. X influenced by the infamous Monty Python `Spam' skit. X Xbreak: 1. vt. To cause to be broken (in any sense). "Your X latest patch to the editor broke the paragraph commands." 2. v. X (of a program) To stop temporarily, so that it may debugged. The X place where it stops is a "breakpoint". 3. [techspeak] vi. To X send an RS-232 break (125 msec. of line high) over a serial comm X line. 4. [UNIX] vi. To strike whatever key currently causes the X tty driver to send SIGINT to the current process. Normally break X (sense 3) or delete does this. X Xbreakage: 1. Brokenness and the consequent mess. 2. [IBM] n. X The extra people that must be added to an organization because its X master plan has changed; used esp. of software and hardware X development teams. X Xbreath-of-life packet: [Xerox PARC] n. An Ethernet packet that X contained bootstrap code, periodically sent out from a working X computer to infuse the `breath of life' into any computer on the X network that had happened to crash. The machines had hardware or X firmware that would wait for such a packet after a catastrophic X error. X Xbring X to its knees: v. Of a machine, operating system, piece of X software, or algorithm; to present it with a load so extreme or X pathological that it grinds virtually to a halt. "To bring a X MicroVAX to its knees, try twenty users running {vi} --- or four X running {EMACS}." Compare {hog}. X Xbrittle: adj. Said of software that's functional but easily broken X by changes in operating environment or configuration, or by any X minor tweak to the software itself. Also, any system which X responds inappropriately and disastrously to expected external X stimuli, e.g., a file system that is usually totally scrambled by a X power failure is said to be brittle. This term is often used to X describe the results of a research effort that were never intended X to be robust, but can be applied to commercially developed X software. Oppose {robust}. X Xbroadcast storm: n. An incorrect packet broadcast on a network that X causes most hosts to respond all at once, typically with wrong X answers that start the process over again. See {network X meltdown}. X Xbroken: adj. 1. Not working properly (of programs). 2. Behaving X strangely; especially, (when used of people) exhibiting extreme X depression. X Xbroket: /broh'k@t/ or /broh'ket/ [by analogy with `bracket': a X `broken bracket'] n. Either of the characters `<' and X `>', when used as paired enclosing delimiters. This word X originated as a contraction of the phrase `broken bracket', that X is, a bracket that is bent in the middle. (At MIT, and apparently X in the {Real World} as well, these are usually called {angle X brackets}.) X XBrooks's Law: prov. "Adding manpower to a late software project X makes it later" --- a result of the fact that the advantage from X splitting work between N programmers is O(N), but the complexity X and communications cost associated with coordinating and then X merging their work is O(N^2). The quote is from Fred Brooks, a X manager of IBMs OS/360 project and author of `The Mythical X Man-Month', an excellent early book on software engineering; the X myth in question has been most tersely expressed as "Programmer X time is fungible", and Brooks established conclusively that it is X not. Hackers have never forgotten his advice; too often, X {management} does. X XBRS: n. Syn. {Big Red Switch}. This abbreviation is fairly X common on-line. X Xbrute force: adj. Describes a certain kind of primitive programming X style; broadly speaking, one in which the programmer relies on the X computer's processing power instead of using his/her own intelligence to X simplify the problem, often ignoring problems of scale and applying X naive methods suited to small problems directly to large ones. X X The {canonical} example of a brute force algorithm is associated X with the `Travelling salesman problem' (TSP), a classical NP-hard X problem: suppose a person is in Boston and wishes to drive to N X other cities. In what order should he/she visit them in order to X minimize the distance travelled? The brute force method is to X simply generate all possible routes and compare the distances; X while guaranteed to work and simple to implement, this algorithm is SHAR_EOF true || echo 'restore of jargon.ascii failed' fi echo 'End of part 3, continue with part 4' echo 4 > _shar_seq_.tmp exit 0