@RUTGERS.ARPA:MRC@SU-SCORE.ARPA (01/30/85)
From: Mark Crispin <MRC@SU-SCORE.ARPA>
I'm sort of an authority in the subject of bad movies (I'm
well on the way towards acquiring the definitive Edward D. Wood
collection). Here's my list of bad SF:
. Plan Nine From Outer Space - the King of bad SF
. Rocky Horror Picture Show - the Queen of bad SF
. Bride of the Monster - Ed Wood does it again
. Revenge of the Dead - newly-released Ed Wood flick, sequel to Bride
of the Monster and Plan Nine
. Star Trek: The Motion Picture - dull, unoriginal, and stupid!
. Fire Maidens from Outer Space - you haven't lived if you haven't
seen the Fire-Maidens dancing to "Stranger in
Paradise"
. Robot Monster - guy in a monkey suit wearing a diving helmet
. Battlestar Galactica - remember Cobol, the mother planet of humanity?
. Buck Rogers - Battlestar regurgitated
. Superman III - painfully dull, boring, and omnipresent
. TRON - video games gone beserk
. Day of the Dolphin - we want to save these???
. Wargames - public understanding of computers set back 20 years
. Queen of Outer Space - Zsa Zsa leads a bunch of man-hungry Amazons on Venus
. Red Planet Mars - God lives on Mars, and beats them nasty Commies
. The Brain that Wouldn't Die - surgeon keeps decapitated sweetie alive
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