bscott@nyx.UUCP (Ben Scott) (06/28/90)
A national tragedy affecting all of us urgently requires your help - Donald Trump is in serious financial trouble and worse yet has been restricted to a piddling $450,000 per month personal expenses allowance. This is an outrage, and something has to be done about it! You and I must immediately empty our savings accounts and send all our money and valuable goods to him at any one of his many mansions before it's too late! Anything at all - spare packets of caviar, any extra crates of champaigne you may have lying around, the odd Rolls Royce you've been thinking of throwing out - every little bit helps. Please dig DEEP, friends! He NEEDS us all to help him through this crisis. We cannot in good conscience allow this kind of thing to go on! (Paid for by the Committee to put irrational flame wars into perspective)