barryg@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Lee Gold) (03/01/85)
I am currently preparing to publish "The (Illustrated) Eye of Argon" This story is undoubtedly the worst written piece of heroic fantasy every written, featuring as hero Grignr (a barbarian clad only in a loincloth brandishing a broadsword), a heroine with a lithe opaque nose and firm upstanding busts with sagging nipples, and the Maguffin...a many-fauceted scarlet emerald, the Eye of Argon. Locals may have heard this occasionally read on Hour 25 on KPFK. --Lee Gold