jimd@sdcrdcf.UUCP (James De Vico) (10/15/86)
I hope this posting finds you in a good mood. When I heard this joke last night from my wife I immediately thought of this net and thought most of you would appreciate it. Well, here goes: A man and a woman get married and during the honeymoon the husband says "Honey, I know a lot of couples have problems with sex so I think we should set up a few ground rules. First of all, when we go to bed and you want to have sex just yank on my penis once. On the other hand, when you do not want to have sex then yank on my penis 300 times." -- Jim De Vico --