ugeileen@sunybcs.uucp (Ma Kettle) (02/14/88)
Ok, so I'm in front of the tube watching the opening ceremony
of the winter Olympics, and there is a commercial break. What
comes on? A beer advertisement for Gennesee Cream Ale, in which
there is one older woman, and one young, blond, skinny with big
boobs woman, dancing, and the narrated says, "this is the
difference between so and so beer and Gennesee Cream Ale." I
am SICK AND TIRED of this kind of advertising! I'M MAD! I'M
*REALLY* *MAD*! I HATE beer commercials! especially Spuds
MacKensie! AND those obnoxious ads, that appear in the campus
publication, where they have women in bathing suits with the words
Budweiser across their chests and hoopie doopies!
"If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?" -annon
Eileen McGowan SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science ^ :-)
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Uucp : ...!{ames,boulder,decvax,rutgers}!sunybcs!ugeileengypsy@c3pe.UUCP (the virtually invulnerable gypsyroach) (02/16/88)
In article <8522@sunybcs.UUCP>, ugeileen@sunybcs.uucp (Ma Kettle) writes: > ...they have women in bathing suits with the words > Budweiser across their chests and hoopie doopies! hoopie doopies?!? what, pray tell, are hoopie doopies? are they like hooters? love clappers? gazongas? or is this some *other* part of the anatomy? no, really, i need to know so i'll know what to tell my roommate they are...he collects euphemisms. hoopie doopies? excuse me while i fall out of my chair laughing...i love it...i really love it. by the way, i am with what you said 100%. what confuses me is that all the men i've ever met actually prefer women with a little more meat on their bones. so why is it that all the "sex symbols" are really mutant coathangers? (i think they breed them...we should feel sorry for them. obviously they are really just laboratory-created genetic freaks, like "mansters" [see the weekly world news from last week for an explanation]. and they may look good now, but just think -- the larval form of coathangers is single socks. can you imagine what these poor women looked like as children?) the mind boggles... gypsy @ decuac.dec.com!c3pe "A heavy-lidded woman, sinfully trailing the scent of moist, but dying, camellias." -- Thorne Smith, from "Rain In The Doorway"