[soc.women] question

bhoughto@pima.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) (02/14/91)

In article <60002@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00ajpayne@bsu-ucs.uucp (AND THIS GIRL WHO TALKS WITH HER EYES SAYS, CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?) writes:
>>> In article <28254@buster.UUCP> postmaster@ddmi.com (Dr. Roger Rabbit) writes:
>>> >Sometimes when I'm really horney what I do is jack off into a little
>>> >container and then run to the ladies restroom and spread my sperm
>>> >onto the front part of the toilet seats. I always make sure to keep it
> 
>may i say, this person is a very sick fuck.

Compile the following program (use 'cc -o beast beast.c'):

    main()
    {
	printf("%d\n",time(0L));
    }

Run it.

What does it tell you?

				--Blair
				  "The time has come,
				      the walrus said,
				   to speak of many things:
				   of sailing ships
				      and sealing wax;
				   of cabbages and kings..."

csx040@cck.cov.ac.uk (Alan Chantler (CS)) (02/21/91)

In article <2520@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@pima.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>
>				--Blair
>				  "The time has come,
>				      the walrus said,
>				   to speak of many things:
>				   of sailing ships
>				      and sealing wax;
>				   of cabbages and kings..."

	Actually it should read:   of shoes and ships and sealing wax ...
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