ag4@pucc-h (Uncle Jeffer) (10/12/84)
> Another incredibly stupid line is from "The Warrior": > "Your eyes touch me physically" As if 'Bang! Bang! I am the Warrior' wasn't silly enough! 8-) - "he he, hey bud, let's party!" -- All right, ya want a quote, I'll give you a quote "I hear Mars needs women, baby; you should apply..." Jeff Lewis vvvvvvvvvvvv {decvax|ucbvax|allegra|seismo|harpo|teklabs|ihnp4}!pur-ee!lewie
merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant) (10/15/84)
>"I hear Mars needs women, baby; you should apply..."
I believe that line is from Tonio K.'s "Why Are There No Women on Mars?"
Now, Tonio writes some of the bizarrist lyrics in recorded music history!
Some of his gem's include:
"Sweetheart, don't leave me here alone.
Don't break our happy home.
Think of the children.
I know we haven't got no kids, but
Baby if we did, it would surely upset them."
"There's a riot in the courthouse,
there's a fire in the streets } Oops. Think I goofed on those 2 there's a sinner be trampled by a thousand pious feet.
There's a baby every minute bein' born without a chance.
Now don't that make you wanna jump right up and start to dance?"
Now these aren't BAD lyrics. Just very very bizarre. Stop being so
serious about your music!
--
"And the Germans love a good Peter Merchant
old fashioned war every once
in a while..." -- Tonio K.sandy@plx.UUCP (sandy) (10/17/84)
The words to "My Way" (by Paul Anka) always crack me up, especially the part about "And all the times when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out" Say what??
rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Rich Rosen) (10/19/84)
> The words to "My Way" (by Paul Anka) always crack me up, > especially the part about > "And all the times when there was doubt, > I ate it up and spit it out" I prefer Sid Vicious' interpretation: "Today, I killed a cat, and may I say, not in the driveway..." He didn't really kill a cat. Did he? (Reminds me of a song we never wrote about Nancy Spungen, to be called "Can't Get Up Off the Bathroom Floor"...) -- "So, it was all a dream!" --Mr. Pither "No, dear, this is the dream; you're still in the cell." --his mother Rich Rosen pyuxd!rlr