lotto@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Ben Lotto) (08/15/86)
>1) How did the man with one red shoe eat his pizza? To keep his pants up. >2) What is the holy incantation of the Pretzel Lords? > (also, how is this phrase evoked?) The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sons of the squaws on the other two hides. >3) A man is walking at a speed 3000 cubits/week down the corridor of a > starship (of course, relative to the front of the ship) with > the ship travelling at .97843c towards the planet Skiron in the galaxy > of Andromeda. Another astronaut, who is prone to mischief, > throws a rotted kiwi fruit at the man at a velocity of .47 > farads/hour in an attempt to discredit himself (farads are a > valid measuring unit if you can measure the capacitance of the > medium, which in this case, 12). My question is "Who am I?" > I had a dream like this last week. Who's on first? >4) What is not a good thing to ask? Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. >5) How many aardvarks does it take to get to Milwaukee? Good evening ladies and germs. >6) If a president was allergic to ink, when could dimetrodons be > elected to congress? Stifle it, Edith, just stifle it! >7) What two famous books did Larry Niven write about an actress? How sweet it is! >8) If a doughnut were really a donut, how would Bob and Doug > McKenzie survive? One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder. >9) Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog! >10) Finish the following limerick: > > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > All the king's horses and all the Kings men... I got a million of 'em! -Ben Lotto (ucbvax!brahms!lotto / lotto@brahms.Berkeley.EDU) (Dept of Mathematics, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA 94720)
faustus@ucbcad.BERKELEY.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher) (08/15/86)
In article <15290@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, lotto@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Ben Lotto) writes: > > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. > > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > > All the king's horses and all the Kings men... > I got a million of 'em! > > -Ben Lotto (ucbvax!brahms!lotto / lotto@brahms.Berkeley.EDU) > (Dept of Mathematics, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA 94720) Don't you mean to say... "I got a lotto 'em!" ??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Wayne
mo@well.UUCP (Maurice Weitman) (08/16/86)
> >10) Finish the following limerick: > > Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. > Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > All the king's horses and all the Kings men... Didn't give a shit 'cause he didn't have insurance. -- Quote: "The police aren't here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder." Mayor Richard P. Daly, Chicago, 1968 Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact or fact are transmission errors. Maurice Weitman 9600 ..!{dual,hplabs,lll-crg,ptsfa,glacier}!well!mo | 57600 (415)549-0280 voice (415)549-0388 modem-2400 this^is not 300 mcimail mweitman a pipe 110 P. O. Box 10019 Berkeley, CA 94709