[talk.bizarre] Real world women, shoelaces, ....

pooh@unirot.UUCP (honey-based life form) (08/19/86)

>> And what would Mikki/pooh/Rich's father say about all this?

Well, for one thing, I think he'd be very surprised to find that
he had two extra children he never met.  And such STRANGE ones
at that. . .

But, as his comment implied, he taught me everything I know.
I'm proud to have a father whose career ambition is to start
a food fight in the UT Faculty Lounge. . .

Buffalo Rosen writes:
>My part in the "big and stupid" technology
>effort is to serve as a benchmark for bigness/stupidity. 

No longer, Rich dear.  We have a new benchmark:  people who demonstrate
their supposed martial arts skills on concrete floors in the middle
of net.parties.

Safety Sensei sez:  ALWAYS demonstrate technique on ooblick-filled
mats!

Pooh-san            topaz!unipress!pooh
                    caip!unirot!pooh
                    pooh@aim.rutgers.edu

Sterility is inherited.

ooblick@unirot.UUCP (Mikki Barry) (08/19/86)

In article <1025@unirot.UUCP> pooh@unirot.UUCP (Rosen-based dweeb form) writes:
>>> And what would Mikki/pooh/Rich's father say about all this?

*My* father is too afraid to say anything because my mother will bury him
in the sand, or dump him on the side of the road.

>Well, for one thing, I think he'd be very surprised to find that
>he had two extra children he never met.  And such STRANGE ones
>at that. . .

Speak for yourself, former Pooh!

>No longer, Rich dear.  We have a new benchmark:  people who demonstrate
>their supposed martial arts skills on concrete floors in the middle
>of net.parties.

But Pooh!  People who do this will serve to make MORE big and stupid
people for us to abuse by bashing otherwise normal men into vegetables
(only half a smiley).

>Safety Sensei sez:  ALWAYS demonstrate technique on ooblick-filled
>mats!

Or in lime jello filled bathtubs!