sam@bu-cs.BU.EDU (Shelli Meyers) (08/20/86)
In article <15305@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> slouie@ernie.Berkeley.EDU.UUCP (Screwy Louie) finally comes out and says it: > >To repent for my sins against the Church of SAM, I will sacrifice a piece of >chicken in Her honor. Eight. Eight pieces of chicken. Or buffalo meat, whatever. I am NOT on drugs! I was THINKING! Mom, will you just get me a Pepsi PLEASE? - Blorglurp, the Druid Goddess of Beer Consumption (All I wanted was a Pepsi...)
slouie@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (Screwy Louie) (08/21/86)
In article <1078@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> The Goddess herself utters her wisdom to us mortals, saying: >In article <15305@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> slouie@ernie.Berkeley.EDU.UUCP (Screwy >Louie) finally comes out and says it: >> >>To repent for my sins against the Church of SAM, I will sacrifice a piece of >>chicken in Her honor. > >Eight. Eight pieces of chicken. Or buffalo meat, whatever. > How about half a chicken? Close enough? (Burp!) OH NO! I have disgraced myself in the face of Her! I'm so sorry! Time to sacrifice that buffalo I was saving for the visit... Oh well, I guess I can put some of it in the freezer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -The Mad Hobbit- ARPA: slouie@{ernie,cory}.Berkeley.EDU UUCP: ucbvax!{ernie,cory}!slouie USnail: 2398 Parker #7, Berkeley, Ca 94704 Disclaimer: You really gonna believe this? I've got some swamp land... "I hear the USSR will be open soon as vacationland for lawyers in love"
kaufman@nike.uucp (Bill Kaufman) (08/21/86)
In article <1078@bu-cs.bu-cs.BU.EDU> No, don't. writes: >In article <15305@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> slouie@ernie.Berkeley.EDU.UUCP (Screwy >Louie) finally comes out and says it: >>To repent for my sins against the Church of SAM, I will sacrifice a piece of >>chicken in Her honor. > >Eight. Eight pieces of chicken. Or buffalo meat, whatever. Can I substitute week-old bread? >I am NOT on drugs! I was THINKING! Mom, will you just get me a Pepsi PLEASE? > > - Blorglurp, the Druid Goddess of Beer Consumption > >(All I wanted was a Pepsi...) HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! -Annoyingly, Bilbo. ___________________________________________________________________________ / DISCLAIMER: If I had an opinion, do you think I'd let my employers know? \ |E-MAIL: kaufman@orion.arpa or kaufman@orion.arc.nasa.gov | |FLAMES: There are no flames. Re-check your opinions. | |QUOTE: "I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I WAS JUST THINKING! JUST GET ME A PEPSI, MOM!" | | -Suicidal Tendencies, "Institutionalized". | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+