gsmith@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Gene Ward Smith) (08/25/86)
I think the previous two bizarre theories miss the point. English, when rot13ed, really looks like Polish, not Swedish. The Swedes, however, try to 'taler Svenska' (or whatever) anyway. This leads to frustration, hence to increased adrenal activity. The over-active adrenals then pour testosterone into the blood stream, leading in turn to male pattern baldness. I bet if you checked you would discover the Castro district in San Francisco was really the Swedish neighborhood. Another possibility is that the Swedes are being forced to eat Polish sausage, which is just enough like Swedish sausage to be annoying. And lutefisk doesn't help either. No wonder those Swedes are going bald! ucbvax!brahms!gsmith Gene Ward Smith/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720 ucbvax!weyl!gsmith "DUMB problem!! DUMB!!!" -- Robert L. Forward
marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) (08/26/86)
Cuba owns the Castro district. We had to let them buy it so we could keep our Geronimo navy base down there. Marty Smith