[talk.bizarre] What I believe...

marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) (08/27/86)

What I believe about President Ronald Reagan.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan is a sincere man.  I believe he wants
to do good things for Americans.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes the term America stands for
the United States.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that Nicaragua is not part
of America.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that Contras are freedom
fighters and Sandinistas are not.  I believe he cannot conceive that the
citizens of Nicaragua might see Contras and Sandinistas as being the same.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that the government of
Nicaragua is communist and that the government of South Africa is not, and
I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that this makes the
situations in those two countries fundamentally different.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that revolution is not
justified on the grounds that peoples' inalienable rights have been usurped,
unless the usurper is a communist government.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that there is a devil in the
world, that the devil is evil, and that the devil controls communist
governments, drugs, and pornography.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that there is a causal link
from pornography to sex crimes, and another from the use of marijuana to the
use of heroin.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that evil operates
deterministically but good operates by free will or devine intervention.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that abortion is morally
wrong and therefore evil.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan believes that the nuclear family
is the backbone of American society.  I believe that he believes that it is
better for a person to be married than to be single.

I believe that President Ronald Reagan is doing the best he can.  I didn't
vote for him.

				Marty Smith

henry@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU (Henry Mensch) (09/01/86)

In article <3371@ism780c.UUCP> marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) writes:
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>What I believe about President Ronald Reagan.
>
I believe that Ronald Reagan wants to return this country to what
it once was: an arctic wasteland covered with ice.

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rlk@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU (Robert L Krawitz) (09/01/86)

In article <1075@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU> henry@athena.mit.edu (The Mensch) writes:
>In article <3371@ism780c.UUCP> marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) writes:
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>>What I believe about President Ronald Reagan.
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>I believe that Ronald Reagan wants to return this country to what
>it once was: an arctic wasteland covered with ice.
>
Well, Henry, the least you can do is to say where that quote came
from.

Oh, and as for what I believe about Uncle Ronnie:  I've learned not to
believe all that much.
-- 
Robert^Z