[talk.bizarre] The Notion

tfra@ur-tut.UUCP (Tom Frauenhofer) (09/04/86)

(Imagine a lushly orchastrated torch-song tempo.  I can hear Crystal Gayle
 sing this in my head.  How she got their in the first place I don't know.)

THE NOTION
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(Dedicated to my current boss, who shall remain nameless)

Copyright (c) 1986 by Sixpak Productions

You sure are mean,
You must have been born on Halloween.
You know, that's somethin'?
Your face looks like a poorly-carved pumpkin.

(Refrain)

I've got that feeling in my pit,
It's the gathering of shit.
Now my face is turning blue.
Constipation is the notion that reminds me of you.

(More verses as they evolve).

- Tom Frauenhofer

...!seismo!rochester!ur-tut!tfra

BLOOM: You can't just shoot the actors!  They're human beings!
BIALYSTOCK: Oh yeah?  You ever eat with one?