[talk.bizarre] Shelli? Shelli?

cly@cbdkc1.UUCP (Carl Yaffey x3399 CB 3E365 DEBR) (09/04/86)

SHELLI! SHELLI! I know you're over here somewhere..is that
you behind the mousetraps? No, I think that's you over there
behind the beer bottles. I been mailing and mailing to you, 
but NO ANSWER!! Hello? Hello?
Carl
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Carl Yaffey cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly
614-860-3399

slouie@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (Screwy Louie) (09/05/86)

In article <1557@cbdkc1.UUCP> cly@cbdkc1.UUCP (Carl Yaffey x3399 CB 3E365 DEBR) beckons desparately:
>SHELLI! SHELLI! I know you're over here somewhere..is that
>you behind the mousetraps? No, I think that's you over there
>behind the beer bottles. I been mailing and mailing to you, 
>but NO ANSWER!! Hello? Hello?
>Carl
>-- 
>Carl Yaffey cbosgd!cbdkc1!cly
>614-860-3399

Hmmm...  sounds pretty damn suspecious to me.  Is She missing again?  Should
we send out rescue parties?  Maybe She's been kidnapped again?  Tune in next
time when we try to answer that burning question...

			Where is the Goddess?

Hey, we can't say Her name, remember?  Or can we say it?  I dunno, I'm being 
held captive by a small group of militant mice...  Send help or money to 
the address below... (Small bills, lotsa really, small bills!!)
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