[talk.bizarre] Talk.Bizarre Motto

andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Jamie Andrews) (09/05/86)

     As personality #255 of Jamie Andrews's 317 multiple personalities,
and Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracy for his consciousness,
I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto.  I
propose the following:

     "wacka wacka pxxt-noob Reagan foo"

...which, roughly translated from the Bizarrian, means "Pac-Man's cat
takes dangerous drugs in the vicinity of old actors' arbitrary function
names".  Of course, since Bizarrian is such a highly-inflected language,
there are several other possible meanings, such as "should Pac-Man's
cat have been taking dangerous arbitrary hair-coloring", "round yellow
Presidents enjoy sex with carrot cake", "keep your hands off my carrot
cake", or "has anyone seen my mellifluous rhododendronic modem, I think
I left it near the carrot cake, oh yeah, shake your bootie."

     Please respond to the net, I will summarize for myself.

--Amy-Jan Druze
  Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracy

showard@udenva.UUCP (Steve "Blore" Howard) (09/09/86)

In article <385@ubc-cs.UUCP> andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Jamie Andrews) writes:
>
>     As personality #255 of Jamie Andrews's 317 multiple personalities,
>and Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracy for his consciousness,
>I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto.  I
>propose the following:
>
[actual proposed motto deleted, just 'cause I felt like it]

 I would like (would have liked...will have been liking...gosh, posting while
time travelling is hard) to propose the immortal words of Joey Ramone:
  "Gabba Gabba Gabba Hey"

-- 

"I can walk like an ape, I can talk like an ape, I can do what 
     the monkey can do" 

Steve "Blore" Howard, a Fun Guy from Yuggoth
                      {hplabs, seismo}!hao!udenva!showard
or {boulder, cires, ucbvax!nbires, cisden}!udenva!showard

hsu@eneevax.UUCP (Dave Hsu) (09/10/86)

In article <385@ubc-cs.UUCP> andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Personality #255) writes:
>
>I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto.  I
>propose the following:
>
>     "wacka wacka pxxt-noob Reagan foo"
>
>...which, roughly translated from the Bizarrian, means "Pac-Man's cat
>takes dangerous drugs in the vicinity of old actors' arbitrary function
>names".  Of course, since Bizarrian is such a highly-inflected language,
>there are several other possible meanings, such as "should Pac-Man's
>cat have been taking dangerous arbitrary hair-coloring", "round yellow
>Presidents enjoy sex with carrot cake", "keep your hands off my carrot
>cake", or "has anyone seen my mellifluous rhododendronic modem, I think
>I left it near the carrot cake, oh yeah, shake your bootie."

This one took our machines a long time to figure out, but we think we've
finally broken their system.  It is in fact a coded message to the rigid
Protocol and Bureaucracy enforcement agents hiding among us and it reads:

"How come?  With twice-warmed giblets I strike your hamster!  Paul Harvey
 is the antichrist, and we are all Rich Rosenen.  Rosens.  Rosenae."

>     Please respond to the net, I will summarize for myself.
>
>--Amy-Jan Druze

A summary OF yourself, BY yourself, and FOR yourself.  A Coke, for me.

koona phoony,
-dave
-- 
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