andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Jamie Andrews) (09/05/86)
As personality #255 of Jamie Andrews's 317 multiple personalities,
and Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracy for his consciousness,
I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto. I
propose the following:
"wacka wacka pxxt-noob Reagan foo"
...which, roughly translated from the Bizarrian, means "Pac-Man's cat
takes dangerous drugs in the vicinity of old actors' arbitrary function
names". Of course, since Bizarrian is such a highly-inflected language,
there are several other possible meanings, such as "should Pac-Man's
cat have been taking dangerous arbitrary hair-coloring", "round yellow
Presidents enjoy sex with carrot cake", "keep your hands off my carrot
cake", or "has anyone seen my mellifluous rhododendronic modem, I think
I left it near the carrot cake, oh yeah, shake your bootie."
Please respond to the net, I will summarize for myself.
--Amy-Jan Druze
Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracyshoward@udenva.UUCP (Steve "Blore" Howard) (09/09/86)
In article <385@ubc-cs.UUCP> andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Jamie Andrews) writes: > > As personality #255 of Jamie Andrews's 317 multiple personalities, >and Guardian of Tedious Protocol and Bureaucracy for his consciousness, >I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto. I >propose the following: > [actual proposed motto deleted, just 'cause I felt like it] I would like (would have liked...will have been liking...gosh, posting while time travelling is hard) to propose the immortal words of Joey Ramone: "Gabba Gabba Gabba Hey" -- "I can walk like an ape, I can talk like an ape, I can do what the monkey can do" Steve "Blore" Howard, a Fun Guy from Yuggoth {hplabs, seismo}!hao!udenva!showard or {boulder, cires, ucbvax!nbires, cisden}!udenva!showard
hsu@eneevax.UUCP (Dave Hsu) (09/10/86)
In article <385@ubc-cs.UUCP> andrews@ubc-cs.UUCP (Personality #255) writes: > >I would like to INSIST that talk.bizarre have an OFFICIAL motto. I >propose the following: > > "wacka wacka pxxt-noob Reagan foo" > >...which, roughly translated from the Bizarrian, means "Pac-Man's cat >takes dangerous drugs in the vicinity of old actors' arbitrary function >names". Of course, since Bizarrian is such a highly-inflected language, >there are several other possible meanings, such as "should Pac-Man's >cat have been taking dangerous arbitrary hair-coloring", "round yellow >Presidents enjoy sex with carrot cake", "keep your hands off my carrot >cake", or "has anyone seen my mellifluous rhododendronic modem, I think >I left it near the carrot cake, oh yeah, shake your bootie." This one took our machines a long time to figure out, but we think we've finally broken their system. It is in fact a coded message to the rigid Protocol and Bureaucracy enforcement agents hiding among us and it reads: "How come? With twice-warmed giblets I strike your hamster! Paul Harvey is the antichrist, and we are all Rich Rosenen. Rosens. Rosenae." > Please respond to the net, I will summarize for myself. > >--Amy-Jan Druze A summary OF yourself, BY yourself, and FOR yourself. A Coke, for me. koona phoony, -dave -- David Hsu (301) 454-1433 || -8798 || -8715 "I know no-thing!" -eneevax Communications & Signal Processing Laboratory / EE Systems Staff Systems Research Center, Bldg 093 / Engineering Computer Facility The University of Maryland -~- College Park, MD 20742 ARPA: hsu@eneevax.umd.edu UUCP: [seismo,allegra,rlgvax]!umcp-cs!eneevax!hsu "...so how come HIS eyebrows are connected?"