[talk.bizarre] A Sane Man Explains USENET To His Mom.

gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/10/86)

OK, so there's this net, see?  Well, you got all these people with
computers and they all run a particular operating system.... That's
a program that controls how other programs use the computer.  And
this one operating system is from AT&T, so you know it's got to be
popular.  And there's programs that let you post to specific groups...
Well, groups are, well, uh, take talk-dot-bizarre....oh, forget it!
JUST CLIMB OFF MY BACK, YOU MISERABLE OLD BAT!  I NEVER COULD DO ANY-
THING RIGHT!  YOU ALWAYS LIKED SIS BETTER THAN ME!  BUT NOT ANYMORE!
SIS MET WITH A LITTLE ACCIDENT--LIKE MY NEW KNIFE, MOM?  HA HA HA HA HA!


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