[talk.bizarre] Bizarre Theory #242: Gay Males and Baldness.

wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) (08/22/86)

	Here's one of my strange theories I thought I'd bounce off a few heads
here in talk.bizarre.  (probably belongs in net.motss, but they're SO touchy!)

	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.

	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
something here.  Maybe there's a genetic link or something to explain the
supposed 1:10 gay to straight ratio throughout the ages.  Perhaps a few
research scientists on the net might like to test out this theory.

Just a theory, though; but I'd interested in confirmations/denials...

Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc12!wa60 		U. C. San Diego

mikeh@lll-lcc.UUCP (Michael Hamilton) (08/22/86)

In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>
>	Here's one of my strange theories I thought I'd bounce off a few heads
>here in talk.bizarre.  (probably belongs in net.motss, but they're SO touchy!)
>
>	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
>male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
>start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
>baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.
>
>	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
>something here.  Maybe there's a genetic link or something to explain the
>supposed 1:10 gay to straight ratio throughout the ages.  Perhaps a few
>research scientists on the net might like to test out this theory.
>
>Just a theory, though; but I'd interested in confirmations/denials...
>
>Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc12!wa60 		U. C. San Diego


I think this observation is somewhat valid, although I seriously
doubt a genetic connection. Rather I think that many middle aged
homosexuals just tend to comb their hair straight back which
makes normal balding more noticeable.

mike

"I've got a mouse who hasn't got a house,I don't know why, 
 I call him Gerald."

marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) (08/23/86)

In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>
>	Here's one of my strange theories I thought I'd bounce off a few heads
>here in talk.bizarre.  (probably belongs in net.motss, but they're SO touchy!)
>
>	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
>male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
>start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
>baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.
>
>	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
>something here.  Maybe there's a genetic link or something to explain the
>supposed 1:10 gay to straight ratio throughout the ages.  Perhaps a few
>research scientists on the net might like to test out this theory.
>
>Just a theory, though; but I'd interested in confirmations/denials...
>

I doubt this because I remember reading somewhere that male patern baldness
is directly related to an increase in the level of the male sex hormone
testosterone.

					Marty Smith

rich@sdcsvax.UUCP (rich) (08/23/86)

In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>
>	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
>something here.  

>
>Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc12!wa60 		U. C. San Diego

   i think you'll probably find 2 apiece unless you are including
   gay women in you bald theory. 


   {MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY NASTY JOKES TO GO WITH THIS POSTING I
   CAN'T STAND IT. SOME ONE OUT THERE SAVE ME AND SAY THEM FOR ME.}

   -rich

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rich@sdcsvax.UUCP (rich) (08/26/86)

>In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>>
>>	Here's one of my strange theories I thought I'd bounce off a few heads
>>here in talk.bizarre.  (probably belongs in net.motss, but they're SO touchy!)
>>
>>	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
>>male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
>>start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
>>baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.
>>
>>	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
>>something here.  Maybe there's a genetic link or something to explain the
>>supposed 1:10 gay to straight ratio throughout the ages.  Perhaps a few
>>research scientists on the net might like to test out this theory.
>>
>>Just a theory, though; but I'd interested in confirmations/denials...
>>
>>Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc12!wa60 		U. C. San Diego
>


	I think there is a major flaw in this, ronald reagan
	has a full head of hair.
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henry@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU (Henry Mensch) (08/26/86)

In article <3309@ism780c.UUCP> marty@ism780c.UUCP (Marty Smith) writes:
>In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>>	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
>>male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends 
>>to start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual 
>>and baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.

>I doubt this because I remember reading somewhere that male patern baldness
>is directly related to an increase in the level of the male sex hormone
>testosterone.

I think it has a *lot* more to do with stress.  If everyone told you 
that the only thing you knew how to be was wrong, you'd feel a lot of
stress.  

At least we don't have to use grecian-formula-16 ;-)

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jc@cdx39.UUCP (John Chambers) (09/06/86)

> >	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
> >male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
> >start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
> >baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.
>
> I doubt this because I remember reading somewhere that male patern baldness
> is directly related to an increase in the level of the male sex hormone
> testosterone.

Hmmm...From this, I infer that homosexuality is caused by too-high
levels of testosterone.  Could be.

I wonder if Lesbians are often balding?
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mgdlin@beryl.berkeley.edu (Gary D. Lindsay) (09/10/86)

In article <2020@sdcsvax.UUCP> rich@pleasure.UUCP (rich) writes:
>>In article <658@sdcc12.UUCP> wa60@sdcc12.UUCP (paul van de graaf) writes:
>>>
>>>	Here's one of my strange theories I thought I'd bounce off a few heads
>>>here in talk.bizarre.  (probably belongs in net.motss, but they're SO touchy!)
>>>
>>>	From my own observations, I've noticed that a large segment of the gay
>>>male population have thinning hair.  It's usually quite fine hair and tends to
>>>start to bald at the top of the head.  Elton John, an admitted bisexual and
>>>baldy, is the sort of guy I'm talking about.
>>>
>>>	While I haven't cruised gay bars counting heads, I do feel I have
>>>something here.  Maybe there's a genetic link or something to explain the
>>>supposed 1:10 gay to straight ratio throughout the ages.  Perhaps a few
>>>research scientists on the net might like to test out this theory.
>>>
>>>Just a theory, though; but I'd interested in confirmations/denials...
>>>
>>>Paul van de Graaf	    sdcsvax!sdcc12!wa60 		U. C. San Diego
>>
>
>
>	I think there is a major flaw in this, ronald reagan
>	has a full head of hair.
>-- 
>ucbvax-------- (.... oopsvax) -- rich

I beg to differ.  My Gay friends all have enough hair. 
I seem to remember that hormones are related to hairiness.
And, to listen to you in the 90% minority, we have
more hormones than we know what to do with :-) ...

By the way, regarding your flaw, which Ronald Reagan? 
The Prez is undoubtedly straight, and claims same for Jr.

And, we are not so touchy in net.motss that you shouldn't
talk to us.  Just remember we are humans.

Gary
mgdlin@beryl.berkeley.edu

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