gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/12/86)
"A Sane Man" is out! Barracade your doors. Hide the wife and kids in the root cellar. close them shutters. Seems that A Sane Man made bail. I'm safe, of course, since he can't leave New Hampshire. But it kinda makes you wonder about our justice system when they can't even keep a MURDERER (OK, attempted MURDERER) behind bars. And everyone knows he's guilty--guilty as hell. Still, I'm up nights clutching my ball-peen hammer (damn these Massa- chusetts gun laws), thinking that somewhere out there.... He's lurking, slinking through the vile slime and worst of all calling himself A Sane Man. God, it makes me want to retch just thinking about it. Is there no justice? I have this dream where a judge asks "Has the jury reached a verdict?" And I get to stand up and say: "Yes, your honor. We find the defendant guilty--guilty as hell!" And then I laugh! It's so great! Sometimes I even have an orgasm and when I wake up, the sheets are sticky. -The Stoolie. "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but call me names and it's slander."