gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/22/86)
I just bought a Honda Hatchback Time Machine. Took my very first ride
in it and boy is it fast! And even at high speeds (around 90 days/hour)
it's as smooth as silk. Maybe even too smooth--got picked up just over
the 1987 border. The cop asked me "OK, buddy, when's the fire?"
Anyway, I went to Henry's party in Brighton next Saturday and had a
great time. Too bad about the stereo, though. There were a few heated
debates but mostly everyone was in a predetermined mood.
I was in good spirits coming back home but just as I pulled into my
driveway, I ran into myself going out. Then, of course, I got out of
my car and started complaining about whiplash of all things! Now I
get served papers that say I'm suing me for every penny I've got.
Gad, what a mess.
Looking forward to have had already seen you this weekend....
>< ...{ decvax!linus | seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts
"No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me;
no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!"
--The Book of Satan. I:7.gaynor@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Silver) (09/23/86)
Also, about that Honda, can you say "economical"? They get (on the highways, and not exceeding two months/hour) 45 months to the gallon! Silver "I'll have been seeing you around after not too far back..." ...!topaz!gaynor