[talk.bizarre] I can't tie my shoes

kaufman@nike.uucp (Bill Kaufman) (09/23/86)

In article <1171@mit-trillian.MIT.EDU> henry@athena.mit.edu (Henry Mensch) writes:
>In article <3261@mit-eddie.MIT.EDU> barry@mit-eddie.UUCP (Mikki Barry) writes:
>>In article <502@bucsb.bu.edu.UUCP> madd@bucsb.bu.edu.UUCP (Jim Frost) writes:
>>>Wrong!  I never learned to tie my shoes (always concentrated on being
>>>a pain, so they never taught me) -- I just wear velcro.
>>
>>Yes, but did you have to read the manual first?
>>
>I don't think he could ... he'd have to know how to read first!

Don't they have a manual on reading?

					-Annoyingly,
					 Bilbo.
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