gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/24/86)
Here it is:
THE FIRST ANNUAL TALK.BIZARRE QUIZ
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1. How long have you been reading talk.bizarre?
a. As long as it's been around.
b. Since "A Sane Man" switched over from net.singles.
c. Since you realized that your life was empty and meaningless.
2. Net.singles is to soc.singles as talk.bizarre is to
a. soc.bizarre.
b. net.bizarre.
c. /dev/null.
3. "rm -r /usr/spool/uucp/news/net/rec/drugs" means
a. recursively delete the contents and directory indicated.
b. not enough traffic was allowed through the backbone sites.
c. "Backbone" is a misnomer since they are run by spineless wimps.
4. One group that should be removed from the net is
a. talk.religion.misc.
b. mod.music.love-hounds.
c. Perdue University freshmen.
5. One group that should be added to the net is
a. mod.flame.
b. talk.sources.mac.
c. proofreaders.
6. Which of the following do you read?
a. Mostly technical groups.
b. Mostly talk groups.
c. Seven hours a day.
7. Which of the following do you post?
a. Carefully considered thoughts and original ideas.
b. Relevent responses to others' inqueries.
c. Tests to net.general.
8. If you want to know how you did on this quiz, you should
a. mail the answers to harvard!axiom!gts.
b. post the answers and wait for a response.
c. lie down in a dark room until the feeling passes.
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