[talk.bizarre] A Sane Man Makes A Once In A Lifetime Offer.

gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/27/86)

How much would you pay?
Wait!  Don't answer because if you order before midnight tonight we'll also
give you this absolutely free!
And just for trying that for 10 days, we'll give you this; and you keep this
even if you return that!
Now how much would you pay?  $500?  $1000?  No!  It's just an unbelievable
$19.95.  That's right, just $19.95.

Send check or money order to:

	Saneco, Inc.
	"Best Damn Offer Ever"
	Dept. Talk-Biz
	Boston, MA  02135

For rush delivery call 1-800-410-3000; that number again: 1-800-410-3000.
Have your VISA or MasterCard ready.  Operators are standing by.

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