[talk.bizarre] A Sane Man Gives Two For The Price Of One.

gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (09/27/86)

Now for a limited time only, I'm giving you TWO power-packed,
side-splitting, nuggets of pure, 24-carat comedy for less than the
price of an ordinary 'flat' bed:


Bizarre theory #405:

All dealers claim to have the lowest prices but to have the lowest prices,
you must have the lowest costs.

	>< ...I'm Ernie Boch.

	"Come on down."


Bizarre chess moves #23 and #24:

23.  P x B!	R x T
(Pawn takes bad check;  Rook takes subway.)

24.  Q-SF,CA	K-QRBQRBPKRRPNPPNPBBPPP
(Queen to San Francisco, California;  King gets upset and overturns board.)

	>< ...{ decvax!linus || seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts

	"Understand or leave."