dnelson@joevax.UUCP (Dorothy Nelson) (09/29/86)
>In article <704@midas.UUCP>, jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) writes: >> I give up. Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where are we going? >> Jeez, thought everyone knew this. Answer #1. You are descended from travelers from the Planet of Porn-Loving Platypusses (Platypi?) Who Cram Their Orifices with Refrigerated Camembert and Who Sacrifice Kumquats to the Nympho-bots. This explains many things such as why the Meese commission had it renamed "Planet 2Q30A4" and why there never seems to be any Kumquats at the supermarket. Answer #2. You are here, in Pathmark, to find the Kielbasa. Answer #3. Aisle 10. Has anyone figured out that I have an oral fixation, yet? --cosmique muffin (dorothy) SWOmniverous Orifice seeks partner for harmless nibbling. Don't mind the bones in the bushes. Really. The uh, the uh... dog... uh... brought em. Yeah, that's it.