gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (10/02/86)
David Letterman: Is there a Guy Schafer here?
A Sane Man: (Stands) Yeah, right here.
DL: What's that mean on your t-shirt there?
ASM: That's just my net address.
DL: Pardon me?
ASM: My net address.
DL: Your net address?
ASM: You got it.
DL: (Pauses) OK. So do you have a brush with stupidity that you want
share with us?
ASM: Yeah. I was dating this fantasic woman for about three and a half
years and we decided to get married. So we got our blood tests
done and the doctor called me up and asked if I'd come down to
his office. Well, to make a long story short, it turned out she
was my sister.
DL: (Makes faces--waits for audience to regain composure) Hooooo!
(Laughs) Your sister?
ASM: (Nods)
DL: (Aside) Do we even need a writer's embellishment for this one?
(To ASM) Why don't you just sit down? No, no, just forget
the card. Nope, no flourescent bulbs either. Is there a
Martin Baxter in the audience? Hooooo! (Wipes forehead)
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