gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (10/03/86)
Has it been a year already?
THE SECOND ANNUAL TALK.BIZARRE QUIZ
-----------------------------------
1. How long have you been reading talk.bizarre?
a. 0-3 minutes.
b. 4-6 minutes.
c. More than 6 minutes.
2. A Googol is
a. a Goog Oriented Language.
b. 10^100.
c. the number of >'s that have appeared in talk.religion.misc.
3. Who says you can't have it all?
a. Michelob Light.
b. Heidegger.
c. The IRS.
4. Posting puns to net.jokes should be
a. a fun and enriching experience.
b. done after work.
c. punishable by death.
5. Stargate is
a. coming soon to a theatre near you.
b. the future of user-supported bulletin boards.
c. for sale as scrap.
6. A Sane Man is
a. a funny guy with a vivid imagination.
b. a boring pest.
c. n't.
7. If you are a beautiful, self-assured, unattached woman you
a. should relate your experiences in soc.singles.
b. should send a note to harvard!axiom!gts.
c. have better things to do than read this.
8. A good USENET motto would be
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just fuck around for
a while on company time."
>< ...{ decvax!linus || seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts
"Understand or leave."kaufman@nike.uucp (Bill Kaufman) (10/03/86)
In article <345@axiom.UUCP> gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) writes: >Has it been a year already? > > THE SECOND ANNUAL TALK.BIZARRE QUIZ > ----------------------------------- Huh? I thought this group has only been here ~a month?!? >1. How long have you been reading talk.bizarre? More than two years, it seems. >2. A Googol is a mixed drink: 3 parts Molson, 2 parts PanGalactic Gargle Blaster, 1 Ooblick. >3. Who says you can't have it all? Steve Wright- "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" >4. Posting puns to net.jokes should be manditory. (The only way I'd post one.) >5. Stargate is the way out, Ron. >6. A Sane Man is so very hard to find, nowadays. >7. If you are a beautiful, self-assured, unattached woman you Should write me at the address below. Please include your phone number. (Why didn't I think of this sooner?!?) >8. A good USENET motto would be "I'm a new user. How do I decode rot13?" (said in a harsh whining voice) -Annoyingly, Bilbo. ___________________________________________________________________________ "The French, they are a funny race./They fight with their feet, and..." -Norbert Sykes. DISCLAIMER: If I had an opinion, do you think I'd let my employers know? E-MAIL: nike!orion!kaufman FLAMES: There are no flames. Re-check your opinions. (Forgiv any mising 'a', 'e', 'd', 's'; I'v got a ticky kybord.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------