[talk.bizarre] A Sane Man Writes A Letter To His Sister.

gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (10/10/86)

Dear Sis,

As you read this, you are probably wondering if I added this only to your
copies of my postings or whether this was actually posted.  Well, since
you don't know how to access the net, there's no way for you to ever be
sure.  And, of course, if you ask, I may lie.

Maybe if I describe some intimate detail of our lovemaking, you will be
assured that you are the only one to get this letter.  Or it may cause
you to worry even more that I was revealing our personal lives on the net.

Hmmm.  What to do, what to do?

O Sis.  When we are married, I will tell you everything.  Until then,
you'll just have to guess.

	>< ...{ decvax!linus || seismo!harvard }!axiom!gts

	"I love you."