tfra@ur-tut.UUCP (Tom Frauenhofer) (10/14/86)
[Et tu, line-eater?] *** The USENET Song *** Words: Throat Warbler Mangrove Music: Willy Nielson-Rating Copyright (c) 1986 by a renegade band of beavers that have taken over the Metropolitan Opera house in NYC for purposes that are BETTER LEFT UNSAID! (Something about Slim Whitman, a stapler, and rubber baby buggy bumpers. UGH!) Note, note, note! An "in-no-cent" note. From it you quote To go for my throat. Flame, flame, flame! You're notes inane! Your argument is lame, So I complain. (Art Garfunkel chirps in: OOOOOOOOOOOH! My /dev/null is fu-ull!) Note, note, note! That's not what I WROTE! You think that it's up to vote? You creosote! Flame, flame, flame! Hang your head in shame! You think that this is a game? It's you I'd like to maim! (A lisp hacker sings: Defun! Defun! Defun, it is gone!) UU-C-P! It's plain to see If you mail it to me It's postage free! Net, net, net! This song's ALL WET! But don't you fret! On this line, the end, I'll let. ********> THE END <******** - Tom Frauenhofer ...!seismo!rochester!ur-tut!tfra BLOOM: You can't kill the actors! They're human beings! BIALYSTOCK: Oh yeah? You ever eat with one?