gts@axiom.UUCP (Guy Schafer) (10/15/86)
Wow. When I first found out, I was shocked. All these seemeingly
ridiculous theories about Cliff R. of AT&T fame are nothing compared
with the sickening truth:
Cliff is an actor who is paid to appear in television commercials.
Now that the story is out, I've got to get a new identity and some
cosmetic surgery, but it'll be well worth it if it ENDS THIS BORING
GODDAMNED DISCUSSION.
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"Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?
Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooon?"
--Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain
Final President of the United States of America.