[talk.bizarre] COMPUTER AIDS

roba@pwcs.StPaul.GOV (Robert R. Alitz) (06/23/87)

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                         A  PUBLIC  SERVICE  MESSAGE

  New Computer AIDS !!!!!

         Allegedly
         Intelligently
         Designed
         Software

             Computer AIDS is sexless !!

   To save your self and your employer/net from AIDS all terminals
should ware condoms over their output ports.

   Don't touch that keyboard without waring your new AIDS proof gloves
($ 149.95/set).  Guaranteed to last at least one (1) hour or 10,000
lines which ever comes ( no pun ) first.

   Remember ONLY YOU can prevent the spread of computer AIDS.

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-  Rob               legally brain dead as of 06-06-81               -
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-  Wake me up when the boss is coming close !!!                      -
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