[talk.bizarre] The Strangest Magazine on the Planet Earth

rissa@chinet.UUCP (09/18/87)

Mike Trout writes:

i>Last night I was in the library checking up on some really
important stuff
m>like how many 5/16 inch long bolts were in the small Indonesian freighter
p>_Banjermasin_, which was broken up for scrap in Rio de Janeiro in
1959.
o>Anyway, I happened to pick up a recent issue of a
_Writer's_Market_ guide of
s>all magazines in the USA.  Idly flipping through it, I came upon a
listing for
s>the following NEW magazine:
i>_Celibate_Women_of_America_
b>
l>I am serious.  I am not making this up.  Does anybody know
anything about this
e>magazine, and how we can stop it?


Well, if the alternatives are 5/16 inch long bolts or Elliot Howard 
I'd go with celebacy myself.

	HRH Patricia
	Empress of Anhedonia

msmith@topaz.rutgers.edu.UUCP (09/19/87)

FLAME ON
Greg, if you can't handle a little fun poked at life, the universe,
and everything, including what may or may not be dear to you, then why
are you reading talk.bizarre?  I read your article in soc.singles, and
while I think it might be important if the original message was posted
there, it makes no sense when the original was posted in talk.bizarre!
FLAME OFF
Now, then, realize that I don't care about Celibate Women or anything
they do or don't do.  However, talk.bizarre is the one place where
people can be "free" with what they say (now, if you receive it,
alt.flame is also for this purpose).  Don't take anything in
talk.bizarre seriously.
Smitty
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