gsmith@GARNET.BERKELEY.EDU.UUCP (10/25/87)
>From: mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading): >The government should not protect the rights of homosexuals. >Some smokers are so mother fucking stupid that they smoke right >next to a no-smoking sign. These people should be shot >immediately, and in the head. I was pondering the deep affection Eric seems to feel for smokers (along with just about any other group he isn't a member of) and was struck by the coincidence of his site name, "puff". This came bubbling out: At Puff, the Eric Mading With brain like a pea Gibbers anthropoidally Near the shores of Milwaukee... Trouble is, I don't know the lyrics of "Puff, the Magic Dragon", so I can't finish it. This seems like a fine contest, except that I haven't a decent prize. Anyway, I would like to see if anyone cares to finish this, and who does the best job. ucbvax!garnet!gsmith Gene Ward Smith/Brahmsgangster/Berkeley CA 94720 "Your notation sucks!" Serge Lang