[talk.bizarre] Non-Mading Erics of the Net, unite!

eric@snark.UUCP (11/04/87)

> In article <> gsmith@garnet.berkeley.edu (Gene W. Smith) writes:
> >>From: mading@puff.wisc.edu (Eric Mading):
> Garbage.  Pure garbage, people.

Yes, this crudball clearly aspires to join the net.cosmic.asshole Hall of
Fame along with Leon/Valencia Heydenrich, Ken Arndt, Ray Frank, "Mark Ethan
Smith", whatsisname Foothead, Tim Maroney, the Brahms Gang...oops! now they'll
flame *me*.

As a semi-official representative of the Eric underground, the existence of
which was first revealed in this very newsgroup (remember? Erics? moustaches?
system manglers?), I now state that the anthropoidal eric@puff has not now
and never has had any connection with us. We are a *respectable* conspiracy;
a little crazed maybe, but in no way such drivel-brains as to recruit anyone
like *that* twit.

As a matter of fact, we are seriously considering siccing our specially-trained
extra-ferocious Message Eater (a genetically engineered modification of the
wild Line Eater phylum concocted at the Eric Conspiracy labs) on him. We will
do this by loading it onto the Net via a specially-insulated modem, with
instructions to home in on crusty white crotch stains (come to think of it
that might catch Leon too!).

So remember -- when you next meet an Eric, smile. If its pants are clean, it
may well be one of *us*...
-- 
      Eric S. Raymond
      UUCP:  {{seismo,ihnp4,rutgers}!cbmvax,sdcrdcf!burdvax,vu-vlsi}!snark!eric
      Post:  22 South Warren Avenue, Malvern, PA 19355    Phone: (215)-296-5718

P.S: All members and prospective members of the Eric Conspiracy are requested
to drop a line to the address above...we need to plan our next power grab.

esj@beach.UUCP (11/05/87)

In article <264@snark.UUCP> eric@snark.UUCP (Eric S. Raymond) writes:
>
>As a semi-official representative of the Eric underground, the existence of
>which was first revealed in this very newsgroup (remember? Erics? moustaches?
>system manglers?), I now state that the anthropoidal eric@puff has not now
>and never has had any connection with us. We are a *respectable* conspiracy;
>a little crazed maybe, but in no way such drivel-brains as to recruit anyone
>like *that* twit.
>

Damn Straight!!! 

There are laws in most civilized nations makeing it a Felony offense for
parents to name a dweeb Eric. Obviously this is not the case in 
Wisconsin. 

Drugs, shmugs. Just say no to Ignorant Facists.




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