[talk.bizarre] Eric Mading Limericks

rcw@qetzal.UUCP (11/05/87)

OK, announcing the first annual Eric Mading limerick contest.

Example:
{

	My rnews just choked on a batch	             --O--     --O--
	for which there isn't a patch                       |
	the young man on puff                               |
	Keeps typing in stuff                         \            /
	and cross-posting from guggle to zatch          \        /
                                                          \____/
	The folks on the net are upset
	This idea is a reasonable bet
	write in your best ditty
	(don't care if it's shitty)
	and I'll post the results to the net!

	Send your best prose to me!
	It's simple as simple can be
	Don't dawdle or wait, 
	And before it's too late,
	send to limerick@qetzal.UUCP

}

joshua@paul.rutgers.edu.UUCP (11/06/87)

In article <344@qetzal.UUCP> rcw@qetzal.UUCP (Robert C. White) writes:

>...the first annual Eric Mading limerick contest.

	Some old AI programming buff
	Wrote a masterpiece, mading@puff:
	  Its nature, it strives to conceal
          And loudly procliams "No! I'm REAL!!"
	But we all know that's just so much fluff.
-- 

		- Josh Mittleman (joshua@paul.rutgers.edu)

hilda@kaos.UUCP (11/09/87)

>>...the first annual Eric Mading limerick contest.
>
     In Madison no one can say just
     What makes Mading act so outrageous
     But he fans up our ire
     Til the keys catch on fire
     Thus proving his Madness contagious.

-Hilda

greg@ncrcan.UUCP (11/11/87)

In article <2089@redbone.rutgers.edu> joshua@paul.rutgers.edu.UUCP writes:
>In article <344@qetzal.UUCP> rcw@qetzal.UUCP (Robert C. White) writes:
>
>>...the first annual Eric Mading limerick contest.
>
>	Some old AI programming buff
>	Wrote a masterpiece, mading@puff:
>	  Its nature, it strives to conceal
>          And loudly procliams "No! I'm REAL!!"
>	But we all know that's just so much fluff.
>-- 
>
>		- Josh Mittleman (joshua@paul.rutgers.edu)

	I couldn't resist!!!!



	What's all of this bull shit and stuff
	We keep hearing from mading@puff
	is it someone one drugs?
	or a program with bugs?
	or has God just created a duff?



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