[talk.bizarre] Rhonda is a dildo

bitch@chinet.UUCP (11/19/87)

I am the real Rhonda Schribner.  A false fake Rhonda Schribner has been
posting.  Our spies found the real Rhonda, and she has never heard of
the net, or of Matthew Weiner and the brahms gang, or of anything.
I made up the whole story about Mark Ethan Smith and Berkeley just to
get attention.  Any sensible person would know that the hoax was a
hoax.  So please ignore it and please ignore me if you know what's good
for you.  I love you all.
                                                           --Rhonda

paradis@encore.UUCP (11/20/87)

In article <1859@chinet.UUCP> bitch@chinet.UUCP (Rhonda Scribner) writes:
>I am the real Rhonda Schribner.

Kee-ristmas!  Anyone ELSE out there notice that Rhonda seems to have
re-appeared just as Eric Mading faded off into the line noise?  I wonder...

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But if we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?