rissa@ddsw1.UUCP (Patricia O Tuama) (02/23/88)
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad oops oops that's not what I wanted to say bere. I remember now. What I REALLY WANTED to say was this: what is it with those people at "Scientific American" anyway? Is March 1988 supposed to be their "swimsuit issue" or what? Debby Harried "critical ratio of fat to lean mass is important to fecundity" I mean give me a break here, guys
ekwok@cadev4.intel.com (Edward C. Kwok) (02/25/88)
In article <777@ddsw1.UUCP> rissa@ddsw1.UUCP (Patricia O Tuama) writes: > >What I REALLY WANTED to say was this: what is it with those >people at "Scientific American" anyway? Is March 1988 supposed >to be their "swimsuit issue" or what? > > Debby Harried > Are you telling me that the March issue is talking about "strings"?
kent@xanth.cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) (02/26/88)
In article <777@ddsw1.UUCP> rissa@ddsw1.UUCP (Patricia O Tuama) writes: >It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad The date is _off_; that crack about older men hurt my feelings; I'm going back to Catalina and accept the adoration of the halter top and short-shorts cut off jeans crowd to drown my sorrow in beautiful downtown Avalon. >oops oops Too late to beg; quick to anger, slow to forgive, that's my motto. >that's not what I wanted to say bere. Here, bere, everywhere, when you bruise my ego, I'm blue for weeks afterwards. >I remember now. Rub two neurons together, already you've exceeded Trisha's resources by 100%. >What I REALLY WANTED to say was this: what is it with those >people at "Scientific American" anyway? Is March 1988 supposed >to be their "swimsuit issue" or what? You haven't been playing "find the nude in Newsweek" recently, have you. Sex sells, and Scientific American has been having trouble attracting ad revenues recently. That mag used to be twice as thick. > Debby Harried Star of "Beach Blanket Bimbo's", chairperson of "do all your dissipating while you're young", ltd. >"critical ratio of fat to lean mass is important to fecundity" >I mean give me a break here, guys Well, my soon-to-be-ex managed to pork up to about twenty stone before I took to sleeping on the couch, but look sideways at the pill bottle for a couple days, and another mewler nine months later, right on schedule. Besides, it's not a year since the study showing that men think women are sexy looking five pounds heavier than the women think they should be. Maybe we know something? Kent, the (certifiably fertile, and skinny as hell, go figure) man from xanth.
scm@gtx.com (Sue Miller) (02/27/88)
In article <1761@mipos3.intel.com> ekwok@cadev4.UUCP (Edward C. Kwok) writes: -In article <777@ddsw1.UUCP> rissa@ddsw1.UUCP (Patricia O Tuama) writes: -> ->What I REALLY WANTED to say was this: what is it with those ->people at "Scientific American" anyway? Is March 1988 supposed ->to be their "swimsuit issue" or what? -> -> Debby Harried -> -Are you telling me that the March issue is talking about "strings"? I'm a frayed knot!! -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Sue Miller {ihnp4,cbosgd,decvax,hplabs,seismo}!sun!sunburn!gtx!scm ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~