davidbe@sco.COM (The Cat in the Hat) (03/29/88)
Remember way back when in article <3352@okstate.UUCP> when lll@a.cs.okstate.edu (Lonny Lowe) said...
-In article <5394@swan.ulowell.edu> smeuse@hawk.ulowell.edu ([Dr.Smegma]) writes:
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-> THE PLEASURABLE NIGHTMARE
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-> After molesting a blind Mongolian boy I ate my left hand and went to bed,
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->phallus was erect because of the pleasant images in my mind.
->TO BE CONTINUED.......
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-Now it's time for my $0.02 worth.
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Actually, I doubt your opinion is worth that much.
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- YOU MUST BE SICK!!!
Nah. Probably just in a strange (or dare I say, Bizarre)?
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- Were in the he** did you come from, or should I ask what rock you crawled out
-from under? People like you just annoy the *ell out of me. And I truly hope
-that I never come across anyone like you in person. I don't think I could
-take garbage like that standing up.
So sit down.
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-Maybe you should go see a doctor (read: a real good shrink), or maybe you
-should just shoot yourself and get it over with. I don't think that very
-many people found your little trip into pervert land amusing. God knows I
-didn't.
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- Next time try posting your trash to perv.scum.dipshit
-It MIGHT be appreciated there.
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Listen buddy. I don't know about your site, but where I am that article
arrived Rot-13'd. Warning enough to me that whatever was posted was not
worth my time to read. You said you didn't "find [the] little trip into
pervert land amusing." But yet you took the time to, probably, read through
the whole thing. If you don't like someone's article, just say 'n'. Or
'k'. Or 'K'. Or 'u'. Or kill yourself. The possiblities are endless.
But nobody can make you read what you don't want to (except maybe the
blonde bitch from "he**" (as you so quaintly put it) that turned Dave Mack
into a nice person for a while.) Then again, you may be such a weak-willed
spineless wimp, that anyone can make you read what you don't want. Judging
from your self-rightous indignation, you probably are.
-^Z
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-%FLM-KLLD, Flame Killed.
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I think the flames are just beginning, actually. And rising ever and ever
higher...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...burning gasoline...
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