al@gtx.com (0732) (04/06/88)
There are several important considerations in deciding how to refer to our
favorite operating system. Using UNIX as a noun has the advantage of
annoying lawyers, whereas always writing "the UNIX operating system" earns
more if you're being paid by the word but makes you sound like a
wimp or pedant. You can get the advantages of both usages with none of the
disadvantages by using my favorite, "the UNIX brand operating system".
Just imagine Robert Young is peddling it on TV to a distraught programmer:
DP: Goddammit, Bob, this PC-DOS is making a nervous wreck out of me. If
I have to write one more module, they're going to have to carry me
out of here with the heebie-jeebies.
RY: Why DP, haven't you heard about the UNIX (r) brand operating system?
You can program all night if you want to. The soothing utilities
of the UNIX (r) brand operating system never upset your stomach, either.
Here, let me boot you up...
--ONE WEEK LATER--
DP: Gosh Bob, this UNIX (r) brand operating system is great. I haven't
awakened in a cold sweat or puked on my keyboard in days-- and this
Usenet and hack-- from now on it's the UNIX (r) brand operating system
for me!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~berryh@udel.EDU (John Berryhill) (04/07/88)
Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? [ny] The proper form to be used when reffering to the folks who use this operating system is "eunuchs." -- John "There are no more Lectroids" Berryhill Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems