[talk.bizarre] Inauguration ball--Wasser elected MORON!

COK@PSUVMA.BITNET (R. W. F. Clark) (05/06/88)

As I've closed the polls, unless Wasser makes even greater
a landslide than I'd previously imagined possible, in which
case I'll re-open them to count further 'Wasser for Moron'
votes, I'll now post the list.

Wasser is now officially a 'Moron.'  Anyone may now refer
to him as a 'Moron' in text, as he has been officially elected
as such.  Votes, as anyone knows, should be mailed and not
posted.  Official votes are now counted:

YES votes:

richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
cok@psuvma.BITNET (R. W. F. Clark)
khd@psuvma.BITNET (The Kzinti Ambassador)

NO votes:

No NO votes

That's it.  Three to nothing.  Wasser's officially a moron.

However, including the posted votes, we have

YES votes:

richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
cok@psuvma.BITNET (Robert W. F. Clark)
khd@psuvma.BITNET (The Kzinti Ambassador)
konc@sphinx.uchicago.edu ( Wizo )
runyan@hpcupt1.HP.COM (Scuz Monger)

NO votes:

wasser@cup.portal.com (Wasser)
coachette@cup.portal.com (Coachette)

That's five to two.  And if one chooses to ignore all votes
from cup, since they're all shapeshifters there, and can
change userids at will, and may just be Wasser's feeble
attempts not to be considered a moon, he's elected five
to zero.  Either way you look at it, Wasser's elected.

See you at your Inaugural Drool, Wasser.

POSTSCRIPT:

Now that he has been duly elected Moron, this is the
term with which he is to be labelled.  He is now officially
Moron, and one need not be a 'flamelord' to call him such.
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