[talk.bizarre] Dear Emily Postnews

nj@eris.berkeley.edu (the up with which she will not put) (08/20/88)

Gee, Emily, you forgot to mention smiley faces!
Everyone needs to know about those :-) :-)

Bravo to you for crossposting to rec.humor
without editing the Followup-To: line.
This way, you'll get a lot of extra volume
in news.admin from people those fine rec.humor
subscribers, and we all know that news.admin
needs VOLUME VOLUME VOLUME!  In order to
help this along, I'm crossposting to talk.bizarre,
since we know that EVERYTHING that is even VAGUELY
removed from the USENET norm should get
crossposted there.  Oh, and let's not forget
all those fine folks in alt.flame, who are
always interested in helping out the newies.


Your advising cousin,

Annie Pnews