[talk.bizarre] What's A Bezoid Like ???

richard@gryphon.COM (Richard Sexton) (01/09/90)

In article <25715@cup.portal.com> mmm@cup.portal.com (Mark Robert Thorson) writes:
>Hmm.... you can get these things at a slaughterhouse, you say.  That gives
>me an idea for a business.  Make the bezoars into pills and sell them to
>"health food" stores.  Yeah, that's the ticket, make Vitamin C + Rose Hips +
>Bezoar tablets.  And print up some outrageous pamphlets describing how
>almost all diseases are caused by accumulation of toxins in the body,
>which bezoars absorb and remove.  (Of course these are provided separately
>to the store owners for purely informational purposes to avoid having the
>FDA claim I'm selling a drug.)

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